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OMG GWEN STEFANI HAS NEW MUSIC? I AM SOFA KING EXCITED!!!!!!

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/OYXrMrfapS

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@bstoner3 nice!

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Pretty Excited @Uber_CHI & @Uber are teaming up with @Cadillac to offer FREE rides to Uber Riders tonight, tomorrow, & Friday! WAHOO!

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@Uber_CHI Got it! It's now uberSeano

WAHOO! :)

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@Uber_CHI amazing idea!!!!! Love it! Thank you! #brilliant #obsessed #uberhollic #uberlove

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Hey @Uber & @Uber_CHI for promocodes does "casing" matter? Also is that an I, L, or a 1 in my promocode?

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@Uber_CHI that video is part of my CM Hustle! lol :P

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@HeatherSchramm lolz

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@Gympact yeah but it's not the same as FB! Lol

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Had to carry 4 gallons of Non Fat milk down the streets of Down Town Chicago. Got some odd looks from people.
#material #SNLsketch

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Same Sex marriage is for homos!