Panda Man Habs Fan

habs fan he/him 3-1 btw

[Panda Man Habs Fan @DarkPanda009]

Fuck it. Cat

[Habs Chronicle @HabsChronicle]

From what Lebrun is hearing, Caufield is just outside of the 23 man roster that Team USA is thinking of taking to the 4 Nations tournament.

Reminder: he’s tied for the league lead in goals.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

I love Mantha because apparently everywhere he goes he miserably fails the eye test despite his teams being immensely better with him on the ice. The curse of being a big scoring winger who doesn't check or really even score all that much.

[Doge Man @DogeMan2f]

Elite playmaker Cole Caufield.

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Most goals from a Montreal Canadien in a single season:

60 — Guy Lafleur
60 — Steve Shutt
56 — Guy Lafleur
56 — Guy Lafleur

It's November 11th and Cole Caufield is currently on pace for 62 goals.

[Byron Bader @ByronMBader]

Not even 20 games into his NHL career, Lane Hutson is producing like a superstar dman. That's the good stuff.

[🦕 Isaiah Cole Torre 🦖 @IsaiahCTorre]

Always and forever.

[Spencer Fernando @SpencerFernando]

Many Canadian conservatives appear to have forgotten they don’t live in the United States. Canada will be hit by U.S. tariffs. Canada will be more vulnerable if NATO collapses. Canada will likely be inundated with people leaving the U.S. if mass deportations do indeed take place. Canada will face the possible ripping up of our trade deals. Cheering online won’t feel the same once our country starts facing the reality of what is to come.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[The Habitant @the_habitant]

This season, Lane Hutson, a 20 year old undersized rookie defenceman who allegedly can’t skate or defend, and does nothing productive except perimeter spinoramas, has outperformed Jake Sanderson (alleged high end 1D) in the following 5v5 metrics:

• Assists
• Points
• Assists/60
• Points/60
• Primary Assists/60
• Secondary Assists/60
• ixG/60
• iSCF/60
• iHDCF/60
• Less Giveaways/60
• Better Takeaway:Giveaway Ratio
• More Hits/60
• Less Hits Taken/60
• Relative CORSI%
• Relative Fensorey%
• Relative Shots For%
• Relative GF%
• Relative xGF%
• Relative SCF%
• Relative HDCF%
• Relatice MDCF%

Oh, and most importantly, +/-

#GoHabsGo

[The Habitant @the_habitant]

Will Nick Robertson even finish the season with as many goals as Caufield scored in October?

[The Habitant @the_habitant]

Cole Caufield has more goals this year than Auston Matthews has points 🤐

[Matt Drake @DrakeMT]

Couturier drops his gloves first, Seeler comes in as a third man, and the refs are only calling Xhekaj for unsportsmanline.

That is egregiously bad officiating.

[The Habitant @the_habitant]

“Jake Sanderson could never fumble like Lane Hutson”

Here’s a “quick cut of some of Jake Sanderson’s struggles against the rush this year (can’t upload more than 140 seconds of video to Twitter)”

Don’t let Sens fans gaslight you ladies and gentlemen 😌❤️

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

i believe after tonight lane hutson will have enough sample for a player card. mr. hutson can i please request that you draw four or more penalties and take none of them

[Patrick Bacon @TopDownHockey]

- RNH 100 point season
- Hyman 50 goal season
- Barrie 1st place dman scoring season

McDavid is basically destroying the prestige associated with a bunch of accomplishments

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Lane Hutson just going “get the fuck off me”

[iris 🏳️‍⚧️ @IrisDreemurr]

stolen from tl

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[KHL @khl_eng]

Je m'appelle Ivan Demidov.