Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.
me: we have to bar the door. the king’s guard will be here any moment, we can’t let them find you. If they do…i…I can’t lose you.
the ork ive been raising as my son: gorgutz…was…bad?
me: of course not gorgutz
Hideo Kojima says games from big studios these days are safe and tremendously boring 🎮 💤
“People who are making military games, they probably don't know how to dismantle a gun or shoot a gun ... that's kind of sad”
“[I do], because I've been doing this training ... and I learned so many ways to kill people"
He did not elaborate
(via @SSENSE)