Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez

Nobody...But not to his punk ass.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

That kiss was strictly platonic! Shut up about it!

#meandbenthough #thatshitwasonestepawayfromboning

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

It's a shame that the elderly can't remember their own names or relative's birthdays...or admit that they're literally breathing cherry pickers.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@captainxcamino I'm not denying that but he needs to learn his lesson.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@BenBenDeBestRen Good boy. *rests her foot against his shoulder* Give me you saber, Solo.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@BenBenDeBestRen Come to mommy.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@BenBenDeBestRen *smirks, twirling her finger around his curls* Bow to me.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@captainxcamino I put his ass there.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@captainxcamino Gross.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

I'm keeping Ben in the World Between Worlds for now. He needs to think about what he did.

#StoleMyLastFrenchFry #Dickwad

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

7 days into the new cycle and #Reylo is still canon.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

#BenSoloChallenge

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

The boomer forgot how to use the TV remote. He's been yelling at the garage door opener for 45 minutes.

#preciousmoments

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

Palps said I could call him "Grandfather". I'll stick to Boomer...or Crazy Old Bat.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

All I'm saying is that he put his life Force in my stomach. He is literally inside of me and the censors insist it's PG-13...

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

I need to stop the physical contact with Ben. He put the Force in me and now I'm pregnant.

#Reylo

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

Me: DO YOU NEED ME TO PROGRAM YOUR HOLOPAD BEFORE I LEAVE?

Palps: @alexa99 play the song that goes Valerie.

Me: THEY DEBUNKED IT. I'M NOT A DROID.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

Ben's rocking back and forth saying "no more voices, Papa Palps" over and over. What did that boomer say this week?

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

@BenBenDeBestRen Of course. Or you could let me impale him.

[Rey Nobody-Palpatine-Skywalker-Rodriguez @DarkPortions]

Anyone who denies Baby Yoda's adorableness is a communist and a boomer.