DarkSideMedic

Random musings of a night shift paramedic/supervisor. Cynical, dark humored musings. You have been warned.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

@NYCEMSwatch Link to statement ref the investigation: https://t.co/EasEPOZ0w0

Link to 3rd party article that includes dispatch audio: https://t.co/tm4NgZY6o6

Nothing but sensationalism.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

ALS vs BLS? Litarrly asking for a friend ;) Ready go!

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Regardless of political bullshit I will take care of you. #paramedic

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Alright kids... so I've been on for a year as a 48hr medic... Still. Hate. Mornings.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

The darksidemedic went to 48s... love it. Still a night person

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

#ems and #firefighting should be seperate.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

I wish I had the job I dreamed of without being a firefighter destined for testing for 4 years.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Full hand-off received from nurse. Good to go. PA: You should wear a mask. She has meningitis. Fuck that hospital. And fuck this week.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Changing shifts is hard. Yes I feel old. All you asshole dinosaurs go head and hate.

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

I forgot how freaking delicious ethiopian food is... #omnomnom

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Moved to a swing shift and a new company. It's weird being half human...

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Quote of the night sitting in a dark spot at post: "oh hey look... mimes... ahhh!"

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Narcan for the win. Again.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Animals who are just having a killer hair day (24 Photos: http://t.co/DAtFAOq53m)

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Weekend vs more money....... I chose me and mine. Phone and pager off. #ems

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

@VacationExpress awesome we'll try then. Thank you!

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

@VacationExpress having a hard time getting through on the phone to book. Keep getting hung up on. Is there a better time of day to call?

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

#BaltimoreUprising

Do the police use gluten-free pepper spray?

If it's not can I sue under the Americans with Disabilities Act?

[DarkSideMedic @DarkSideMedic]

Quit being little whiny baby bitches and just do your fucking job. #AngryLt

[ρяєѕтσи~🙄 @Night_ER_Ninja]

We have a pt with 3 golf balls shoved up his ass~