Kamogelo ⚡️

A S T R O W O R L D 🚀 || Loyal To The Plug 🔌 || Believer in Booman 🎰 || Once a Gooner . Always a Gooner . 🔴

[Annie RUOK? @Anastatia_n]

Show me your decemba photo dumps frwends. 🤍

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

0 is not enough. i need the variance to be —

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

I told my girl I'd rather spend the weekend with her than watch football (there's an international break)

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

“I never saw my dad do it” only works if you’re also willing to recreate the economic conditions your dad lived under. Different wages, different purchasing power , different expectations, different household dynamics. You can’t demand a 2026 relationship run on a 1980s economic model just because it worked for your dad. You are stupid.

[22 🥇 @ekitikEraa]

Throwback to when Tottenham won the league in game week 6 😭

[omphile molefe @0mphile_molefe]

I miss when girls made me nervous, now they just piss me tf off 😭

[Kooks @Kookie_Kuhle]

The Proteas seamers can borrow my hamstring if needs be! This is getting ridiculous now 😭

[The President @ThePrxsident]

The provider conversation is so funny because one group of gents is talking about women they love, trust and respect while the other are talking about entitled women they don’t even like nor respect. Of course you think being a provider and protector is stupid.

[Kamogelo ⚡️ @DarkSkinKillua_]

😭 eish

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

"Barclays"

[Dr Joe King 🌦️ @ImJoe_King]

Quand même dingue qu'Arsenal aura connu 3 coachs en 30 ans

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

Bro is probably talking about Attack on Titties, because it cannot be Eren's AOT that is behind Solo Leveling.😭

[Kamogelo ⚡️ @DarkSkinKillua_]

Lmao

[BIGDUKE🦎 @o_la_wealth]

Finally done with AOT

Solid 7/10 : good watch but not worth the hype ❤️

Far behind solo leveling and demon slayer

[just paprika @just_norika]

In the good Lord’s year of 2027:

Bafana Bafana are AFCON Champions
The Proteas are World Cup Winners
The Boks are 3-peaters

My soul will literally leave my body 😭🇿🇦

[The President @ThePrxsident]

You can take a chance with that disrespectful woman if you know that she loves you. If you’ve ever truly been loved by a woman you know that there’s nothing that she won’t do for you 😭🤞🏾

[Kamogelo ⚡️ @DarkSkinKillua_]

Bakugo my boy ? Ong khahla thata saan !

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

Black okes make me laugh when they try to act like saviours.

You are dealing with the rising cost of living, but you still want to get into a relationship with a working woman and carry expenses she can comfortably share with you, to prove you can struggle alone? 😭

[Kamogelo ⚡️ @DarkSkinKillua_]

Aubrey ? Tjo 🧎🏾‍♂️🧎🏾‍♂️

[catrin @catrinavfc]

i’m crying at all bar one of the clips being spurs away

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

Okes start working and already want to act like they come from wealth.

You are living with your girlfriend who is in the same tax bracket as you, but you are handling all the bills because you are a “provider”? 😭

There are better man out there 😭

[The President @ThePrxsident]

Splitting rent does not make up for the expense of having a woman in the house 24/7. Staying alone is still cheaper.

[Walid Arsenal @1Walid1]

This was the day I realised that rest of the world had truly lost their fuckin minds.

They wrote books criticising us for playing defensive football

-While 2-1 up
- With 10 men for a whole half
- Away to then current champions Man City