Beth Shawcross

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

@darrenshan met you at norwich the other day. Just wanted to thank you for signing a book for my sister even though she couldn't make it - it reached her today. She's also very thankful, and you've made her month (possibly her year)🙏😃

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

@SienCharl Off the top of my head, most expensive were like £89 each, then £44 then £37 were the cheapest (it's the same price for adults and kids)

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Don't know how people survived the great Taylor Swift/Oasis ticket wars, have just booked presale tickets for the wiggles and now I need 5 business days to recover

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

@jennyblondie Ah thats rubbish! I got 3 but I just clicked the 'give me any 3 seats' button, there wasn't enough time to be a chooser 😂

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

@xraebradyx Honestly I was refreshing the page from 9:55 just hoping for the best 😂 have just tried to reload it and it's saying the same as you've got now so maybe they're sold out? There was already like 700 people in the queue when I joined

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Told my son to stop watching YouTube videos at the cafe table and he said, and I quote, "no I can't because this is me, and I have to be myself, right?" alright look here you little

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Not my baby (who has in the last 48 hpurs climbee on top of the table, on the windowsills and INTO a kitchen drawer standing) sitting completely still in the soft play after I paid £5 for her to get in

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Having low iron is so funny because why did the agadoo almost take me out??

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

The kids are in the bedroom watching the wiggles on the small TV, cute. Me and the partner are in the living room watching the wiggles on the big TV, super cute

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Cleaned 1 room (out of 6) and treating myself to a new lego build

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Good morning to everyone except the giant ass spider I found in my room just as I was about to have a nap after being awake for 22 hours

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

#NaNaWriMo? Completed it, mate 🏆

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Day 3 of NaNaWriMo, or as I like to call it, anxiety month

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

The insomniac urge to go for a walk at 3am but also the feminine urge to not get murdered

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Writing is fun because I've spent the whole day wondering why the date is so familiar. Panic creeps in. I've forgotten someone's birthday. Oh no, it's just the date a beloved character died rip buddy sorry I killed you then forgot your death date

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

This morning I did not wake up to my usual alarm, rather my son poking me and getting right up in my face and the first thing he says 0.5 seconds after I open my eyes is "hey, got any grapes?" I was scared and confused 🐥

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

I can't remember what I dreamed about but it must have important because since the moment I woke up its been nothing but harry styles' banana song 🍉🥚🟢🍌🍌

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Going back to your writing that you haven't touched in three months to find you stopped halfway through a sentence and now you can't remember where that very important sentence was going <<< 👎

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Sitting here silently fuming at my partner and son because they're sharing a pizza that looks INCREDIBLE but I don't like cheese so sitting with my measley bowl of pasta

[Beth Shawcross @DarkSparkles_]

Night off from the kids, sitting in the kitchen with a bottle of wine listening to one direction songs