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I am the righteous hand of God. adam neumanns cos parody account

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Him: sacrifices himself in an ancient battle against an evil god to save her

Her: I’ll w8 4 u even if it takes 1000 lifetimes

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Him now: scouring earth 2 find her, studying blade 2 avenge her

Her now: getting railed by dude named Jerome she met at a bar

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Few know this but 100% of this 350m will@be spent on buying the Temple Mount and rebuilding the 3rd temple

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@tszzl 70 is the new 50 tho

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Bankruptcy is the only sin, the insolvent are the only infidels, profit is my jihad

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“Fake email job” bitch I lvrg digital communication platforms 2 generate new business & identify synergistic opportunities. Let’s not boil the ocean here, ur burning platform is that you perceive every dialogue as a transaction. I’m literally doing Gods work, every email a prayer

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@pajeetbateman My brother in Christ humanity must follow the golden path

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As chief people officer of a hot startup in 1920s Germany, what would your OKRs be? What key initiatives would you focus on?