Life Sucks

My last date said I was a waste of time. My last boss said a waste of space. I believe I am, therefore, a threat to the entire time-space continuum.

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

HEY! My eyes are up here! 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@StefanMolyneux Without a female willing to talk to you, what do you plan on doing for the next 20 minutes?

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

Opinions were invented for women, not men. It's impossible for a man to voice an opinion (belief, viewpoint, attitude, etc.) without sounding like an idiot, since they highlight his stupidity, arrogance, and being a rear end. Men who want to appear intelligent should shut up.

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

.sdrawkcab secnetnes ym etirw I .thgir m'I oS

[Muhammad Jalal Ishaq @Jalal_Ishaq]

This math equation is dividing the internet, and no one can agree on an answer https://t.co/Tt9SRZIS2E

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@green_eyed_doll Coworker (the next day): I went to 3 pharmacies and 2 grocery stores and couldn't find any boxes of "Old"!

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@BoffMoatman @Okeating

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

Unless they come from a total stranger on Facebook, and then they're just creepy.

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

How to be a better mother fucker:

Tweet as below.

[Zac Small @ZacSmall_]

How to be a better mother:

- Be feminine
- Wear dresses
- Don’t hit your kids
- Enforce boundaries
- Be physically active
- Don’t tease your kids
- Cook your family’s meals
- Don’t call your children names
- Do not get drunk in front of them
- Show up to their games *& cheer*

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Black man was pulled over by a Texas cop without given a reason. The cop then tries to arrest him. After he asks multiple times, cop tells him he's being arrested for "speeding"

Not willing to comply w/ being handcuffed and arrested for speeding, waits for back up

This happens

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

A. Safe. Third. Country. With...
...Guatemala.

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

Today, President Trump announced a safe third country agreement with Guatemala that will put human smugglers out of business and provide safety for legitimate asylum seekers.

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

He. Doesn't. Drink.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

France just put a digital tax on our great American technology companies. If anybody taxes them, it should be their home Country, the USA. We will announce a substantial reciprocal action on Macron’s foolishness shortly. I’ve always said American wine is better than French wine!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

France just put a digital tax on our great American technology companies. If anybody taxes them, it should be their home Country, the USA. We will announce a substantial reciprocal action on Macron’s foolishness shortly. I’ve always said American wine is better than French wine!

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

SOMEBODY'S being laughed at all over the world...but he's not a Democrat...

[tomorraw @wearetomorraw]

President Trump reacts to new impeachment threats from Democrats: "These people are clowns. The Democrats are clowns. They're being laughed at all over the world."

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

Just had a "Beyond Meat" burger.

..."beyond gassy".

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

😎

[Klara @klara_sjo]

IRL Superhero landing.

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@Lankee Stop...staring...into mY SOUL!!!

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@scottEweinberg @MikkiLexa Then you have a bigger bladder than I do! #OneMovieTwoSittings

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@MikkiLexa Revoluvida loca!

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

@AmberCadabra @MikkiLexa SOOO much love, "*DING!* You have 12 dick pics," popping on my screen in front of my boss!

[Life Sucks @Dark_Spectre]

It's okay! He's going to leave the windows open!