Rob Darke

Engineer. Home-chef. Underwhelming overthinker. Makes music for fun. Drift compatible. Disclaimer: my imagination is not fact (thanks Rachel).

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@Yoni_Live_Once That looks fab!

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It had never occurred to me before that the word COW turned upside down looks like a modern corporate logo for, like, mooing or something.

You're welcome.

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@Yoni_Live_Once 🫂

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Today really is a "In Englands green and pleasant land" day (ironically, however, looking deep into Wales).

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@davemorrissey64 They need to add a human element back into it and add the words "gaining a material advantage" to the rule. Someone's toe sneaking ahead of a defender isn't unfair play.

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@hari_miller I have mad fear of accidentally poisoning kith and kin (well ... mostly me) with pickled or fermented wares. Is dodgy produce easy to spot if I have a go?

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@joetracini @gingertotty Love this so much Joe.

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@parker__farquer I repeat my previous post...

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@parker__farquer 😲

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Henlo 🐾

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Wish the media wouldn't bring up "blue monday" annually. It's laudable to mention mental health if there's a risk, but I find it a bit self-fulfilling. Mrs D was blissfully unaware til This Morning announced it on Friday, now she's worried about me leaving her here to go to work.

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Some in our house think... Moth: Helen George but I don't see it myself.

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Gargoyle: Kym Marsh

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