Alex Markides

Front of House | Killswitch Engage | Suicidal Tendencies | Periphery | Steel Panther

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Coming back to this. Happened twice on this tour

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But the amount of times I pooped in my life I’m surprised I’ve never forgotten to lock the door 😂😂😂

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@Dustiebtbam Love you brah

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Salting fruit is highly underrated.

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@michael_nakon Agreed dude. What the hell. It’s still a problem

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I’m getting real tired of automatic hand-wash faucets. Just let me have my water lmao

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Why does trump post screenshots of his tweets and not just write what he needed to say? ELI5

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The fact that someone can take what they’ve seen while they’re on mushrooms and put it into a tangible medium is beyond anything I can comprehend.

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@Andercot It didn’t actually enter space

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@Metzger_9 Such bullshit lmao

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@reynlord Love this

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Being bothered by shit sucks. Lmao

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Bar harbor feels like I’m in a movie

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I don’t know what it is, but I like pooping in the dark. Not like I can’t see dark just like ambient light lol

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@ElonMNews Yes

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@SarahisCensored You’re right it’s not millions of years old. It’s BILLIONS.

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@RJDivine John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smith

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@marceatsfood What a lineup

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@Dustiebtbam Let’s PLAY BROOOO

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Sephora is guitar center for girls.