newt.darkly

Lvi zoo keeper who plays games and makes things.

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[Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett]

Note.

• The House of Commons twitter account is banned by Boris Johnson from telling you this, so I will:

• Yesterday, the Tories passed by 356 votes to 219 their NHS Bill to accelerate NHS privatisation.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#SeaOfThieves We had a play of the new update. I haven't had this much fun on sot in ages!

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#dnd5e We find phantoms on the way up the tower, but get the book! 'Sneak' out, run! Sit down, have a nice campfire, and story time. Mist. Wake up with no fur, no claws, tiny human. Back in time. protect against good.

[SelineSigil @SelineSigil9]

Beginning of fairy tales - it would mean the oldest fairy tales in circulation today are between 2500 and 6000 years old. Other stories seem to be much younger, appearing for the first time in more modern branches of the language tree. https://t.co/L1pgWzOyUc

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

@JiFish

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#callofcthulhu Lost in the jungle, hear a gunshot. Wtf are we going to do. Noise is building with the storm. Witness the personification of nyarlathotep. People break. New phobia of falling, we're loosing Hester, drugged bound and gagged. Send him home. the book. Nightmares.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#dnd5e Argynostholt and the stone dragons. but the twigs are led away. Round the house, spiders. Not house spiders. Stained glass temple to dragons. We get in. Dusk elf savid is thankful. Revenants live here. They wont talk to us. Climb the tower. The book. Sneaking in. Curtain.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

It was a gas leak. Killed the leader of the resistance.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#vampiremasquerade Blinding lights. Fight Swane! Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#callofcthulhu used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the back. Medic! Onwards the next camp. Learning magic. Half a days walk. Back to the village for medical attention. Burnt clearing, warped alien vegetation. pilgrims. horror ritual. release who. lost.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#dnd5e we chill out at the farm. If I fits I sits. I am Groot. purify the wine. journey back. Visit from Strahd. Dragon chess. Wine for you and you. Conversations. Lady Fiona, offer we refused. The retiarius show. light the sun. Burger for Burgomaster. Toy for a tiger. Scarecrow.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#vampiremasquerade Ball of golden twine. Chocolate! He's a mason! blood. larger concerns. arguments over bloodstone. Alex wins and drinks. They're on our side. We run. Dusk till dawn. Sewers again. We're all friends here. Till we kill them. Hideout. Dead cloaked figure. Swane.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#CallOfCthulhu Whos is so cute! Prep for the slog through the jungle. Camp for the night. Fires ahead and behind. Ndovu village. Festivities and bloody tongue. Next village over, blood, bootprints, and drag marks. Giggling. The magician. Dragons. Cultists, Fight.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#dnd5e To the vineyard. Davian Martikov. Druids stealing 'crop growing' gems. surrounded by 30 Needle blights! people down! we are all going to die! Saved by a daemon. farm house, druid is poisoning the wine. pLn. step in with darkness, steal staff, get out, break staff. win

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

https://t.co/nmUzC2gEZ1 Based on the 14th-century Arthurian poem 'Sir Gawain and the Green Knight'. Squeee! I'm excited!

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#vampiremasquerade Elite leaving city. 3rd task is at the library. Stay at George's. Alex disguised. Back to library. Spotted. Fight. Sewers. Questioning them. Violet Mary. She seems nice. Get there in time to find Agatha's thugs. LIE to them. The Labyrinth. Keystone. Minotaur.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#callofcthulhu get buffet cart off the track so the train can carry on. Nairobi. bunch of flowers. Charles talks to the editor. lets not get this one killed. information flows. to Old Bundari. he lives between worlds. talk of the gods. Bloody tongue. Who-Is-Not-What-She-Seems

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#vampiremasquerade back to the library. out for a snack. Find 14 statues in the city. sweep the streets. Houda attacked. Alex attacked, runs. both me and Georgie find statues. Lena library 'Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? vigilate ipsi nos. Sed, ne transire.' fly fool. angles.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#dnd5e Missing girl. Bimp the tracking mastiff. Found at lake zarovich. Boat race. We get her! Returning fanfare. think of the rabbits. Predictions: base of the mount ghakis. Meeting with Urwin Martinov. Hire horses, no insurance. wolf attack.

[newt.darkly @DarklyNewt]

#callofcthulhu We have gone undercover again. Dotty, formerly Sister Mary is now Lt Sam Carter. India to Mombasa by boat, then to Nairobi by train. Are we being followed? on the train two glowing fiery orbs. fight on a moving train.