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Mechatronics Engineer ⚙️ || Web3 🌐 || B.Eng 🎓 || Big vibes 🖤 || FC Barcelona ❤️💙 || Wizkid FC 🦅 || Messi 🐐 || Private life, no explanations.

[🕸️ @DarklySaid]

@Sophiageorgex @FCBarcelona At all.

[BK Sports @bettingkingz9]

We will all be millionaires one day.

[Alexa 😚🌸⚖️ @i_lexxa]

Who is your emergency contact when you’re broke?

* Babe
* Friends
* Parents
* Siblings

[🕸️ @DarklySaid]

JAMB Issues 101 🚨

JAMB result?
Subject combination?
Change of institution/course?
Admission status?
CAPS issues?
School requirements?

Quote this post with your issue. Let’s sort it out.

[D'bella @Nccbella]

May we go out and come back safely.

A productive day ahead to friends of Bella.
Happy Saturday.

[Melody❤️ @_VozDeMel]

Your self respect should always be louder than your feelings.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Sometimes, I may be away and my lovely wife will just call me on video and I will see that she's in the hospital with the children.

"Sweetie, the kids were having high fever and I decided to bring them to the hospital"

She didn't have to call me to bother me.

My health insurance have already covered her and them.

They'll recieve the best treatment and go home.

If any of them needs to be admitted, it will be in a private room.

And they will be fed good 3 course meals every day until they're discharged.

And I'll be where I am, feeling relaxed and not worried about paying any emergency bills.

You young people should aspire to work in good firms.

Whatever you pay as your yearly premium will cover for you, your wife and 4 children.

Dem no go put your parents inside the package sha.

Old people too dey visit hospital.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

End.

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

That's not an excuse.

HeartMattaz

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

Actions should speak louder now than words.

HeartMattaz

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

You don't nag a cheating man.
You don't confront a cheating man

You simply ignore him and live your life.

Protect yourself and focus on your children.

Cheating men don't change

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

Out for my weekend 2k.

When last did you clean your mattresses?

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

My wife hasn't initiated or agreed to to sex in 4 months.

She keeps saying she's too tired from work and kids.

I am feeling like a roommate in my own house.

We are married for 6 years, we have two kids under 5. I work 7am-8pm, go through traffic + an overtime to cover the bills for rent and school fees.

I come home exhausted too, but I still try to connect with her.

I cook sometimes, help bathe the kids. But she'd say she's drained, and sex is last thing on her mind.

I have tried talking to her about it, she simply told me she understands my stress, but there has been no effort from her side.
She's not even open to scheduling.

My resentment is building up, I feel rejected, and tempted to look elsewhere but I'm not acting on it yet.

We've been for counseling, but She says there's no need, that it's just a phase.

What do I do please?

[That HR Babe! @Qu_Estique]

I urgently need a serving corp member who is staying in Ikeja or close to Ikeja. AGAIN!!!!

Pay is 100k.

Please, you will send me a DM with your CV and call up letter o.

Thanks.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Shut your mouth.

You're following me, and if I decide to follow you back, you'll be happy.

I don't know you, but you know me.

If you see person wey pass you, show respect, not arrogance.

If you reply me, I go block your papa.

[Ossai of Enugu @ossaivictor1_]

I compared using my iPhone and android throughout the day to run the same task (Tiktok, X, Facebook & WhatsApp)

My iPhone consumed about 11GB of Data while my android consumed 1.7GB while performing the same task on both phone.

iPhone sucks data unnecessarily to be honest.

[MAYOR 🇳🇬 @mayorde4you2]

I carried my friend on a bike and we went very far from home.

We traveled from nnewi to Oko polytechnic to look for some babes, on our way coming back the bike broke down.

My friend came down from the bike, and asked me what was wrong, and I discovered that the fan belt of the motorcycle was cut.

The bike could only move if you raise it up and push with the front tire 🛞

My friend looked at me and told me, he has to go now, he entered another bike and left me with the bike.

I had to single handedly push the bike to a distance before I got a truck that helped.

Got to the market the next day, and he asked me “Howfa how were you able to get home?”

[🕸️ @DarklySaid]

@OLAWALEb7t8 @jamb_hq No

[🕸️ @DarklySaid]

@Mohpgw @jamb_hq It means your school didn't recommend you for admission

[🕸️ @DarklySaid]

@Bamidurodammy @nysc360 It's there,you can DM for me to check for you.

[🕸️ @DarklySaid]

@jon_d_doe Welcome back high chief.