Cosmo| Parody

“A little blood never hurt no one.” Parody| Not Bill Skarsgard. Writer is 21+. Triggering content here. MDNI.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

“Have you learned your lesson yet?”

🥃: Cosmo Scamander
🥃: One of south parks many hitmen
🥃: Vamp kid
🥃: The adopted problem child of Larry and Pete
🥃: Gay
🥃: Multiple ship
🥃: Layout not mine

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[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Fair..that’s very fair

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

i'm not even surprised at this point.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Don’t ask how I know everything about you..it’s perfectly normal I swear

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

that's awesome actually!

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

And I picked out one that matches you perfectly.

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

I'm sure he'll like it.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Good..I picked out a pretty one for him.

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

oh sweet he likes knives.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

I already picked out a knife for you both.

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

thank god, if it comes down to
it you can teach him how to fend himself
with weapons.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Don’t worry..I didn’t teach him how to do it. And of course.

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

i appreciate you looking after him though.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

My bad…

[Craig @Ofastronaut_]

cosmo stop influencing my husband please
i don't need him to go to jail.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

I witch cackled in the corner and he punched me

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Causally standing in butters house covered in blood.

“Sup!”

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

I mean my name is Cosmic. It makes sense that I would belong in space.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

With my full name, I truly belong in space

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Rude…

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

I didn’t even do anything!

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

I was literally just standing there

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Ah…so I don’t have to buy you one now?

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Don’t worry Tweek. I got you covered okay? I’ll take the blame for everything.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

On it

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

I know you can tweek. I am in the shadows, you don’t even know I am there anymore

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

Glad you do. Because I won’t let anything happen to him.

[Cosmo| Parody @DarknessInHead]

On it