Hloni

My dream is to be a member of the incredible league of extraordinary men

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Nah nah nah nah nah wait til I get my money right

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

@Portia_Morifi 🤣🤣🤣shit is art I tell you

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

And gents the trick is simple, don't enjoy that first nut. Tell the brain to tell your body to keep going and you'll be hard again in no time!

[NGWANA NKELE🇿🇦 @Portia_Morifi]

Guys who continue fucking after cuming deserve a boyfriend allowance🤞😭.

[Ale 🩵 @maamiale]

Go Crazy by Chris Brown really just goes CRAZY! i be in the best mood when that song comes on 😂

[Tshepo Ranko @Tshepo_Ranko]

I get that marriage is not easy and some people regret it, but me? That’s exactly where I’m going. Sign me UP!

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Entlek how sure are we that that hand don't work?🤔

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

I would if she existed 😔

[Siya Cebisa & Electrical Solutions ⚡💡🛠️ @Zulu_Guy_]

Bro, it’s OK to quit on a female who’s not even trying. You deserve effort too💯

[💆‍♀️ GO GET IT 👏👏 @LisaTheBeikes]

If you're observant enough, people usually tell on themselves.!

[The Good Shepherd @WesleyAdi]

8+ years without sex and I'm more free now than I've ever been. From the outside, celibacy looks like a chore but trust me, the real tragedy is not being able to control your sexual urges.

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Yerr mara you girls need to relax a bit with the water temperature, mix it a little with cold water

[TAFADZWA🐆 @kaztafadzwa]

What’s the point of showering if the water isn’t burning you????

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

@LekgareLerato Right 🙃

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

😲😲😲

[Duchess of Healing @sindivanzyl]

The Dutchess of Healing , Dr Sindi Van Zyl, is now truly at rest.

Dr. Sindi passed away on Saturday morning, the 10th April 2021.

She has been a beacon of love and light, a beautiful soul who loved and gave endlessly with grace and kindness.

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Because one thing I can tell you is that it all don't mean nothing if your heart don't have what it wants

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Bro I'm out here scrolling the TL bored as shit

[God's a Girl @k4bia]

Both these niggers have girl appointments and I'm outhere reading a book on @PresJGZuma

Cry the beloved country

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

@MissRamatlapeng Let's change that 😜

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Lol back home ke Ha Manana le Ha Masello 🤣🤣 and I like em spots 🤣

[KAMO BUT ODE PALE.28 @kamo_vsop]

O sale monyane hore o nwelle ha Mapaseka kapa Ha Pinky
Tsamo dula le thaka tsa hao.

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

Nah man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Man��s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

A football match is made up of two teams, each with 11 players, the game consists of 22 male players, each has 2 balls which will make it 44 balls on the field. 44 balls plus the ball they use to play= 45 balls This is how the 45min rule was created, Ref’s 2 balls are extra time

[Hloni @Darkskin_H]

I personally will never share the name of my cologne and that's about it.

[auti’ esharp @_uPrince]

People don’t wanna share a mere cologne / scent cabanga ke important information that could change your life.

[uYesuKrestu @uYesuKrestu]

Cologne madoda iCologne!!!

Uyeke usela i Hennessey unuka i Environment.