Ambrose Yonke

idk moderately conservative, pro-life. fan of: halo, Star Wars, lord of the rings, Narnia, breaking bad/better call Saul, Xbox, Indiana jones, rvb, prog rock.

[Ambrose Yonke @Darktrooper731]

@CorenLaVolpe Anti… Natalism… subreddit… who even the fuck goes there?

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@CorenLaVolpe @WarHistoryBuff

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@CorenLaVolpe Bruh, I cannot imagine being this much of a worthless pick me cuck. PLEASE! NOTICE ME! I’M SO KIND TO WOMEN!

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@CorenLaVolpe @Critical_Scribe I like to lead with a joke, something along the lines of “well, I’m still breathing, so better than expected.”

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@Critical_Scribe @CorenLaVolpe Was the second season any good? I never got around to it.

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@unvarnishedvoid Hundred percent. It kinda blows that I can no longer state my opinions on masculinity without being compared to Andrew Tate or any number of other “alpha male” types. Plus redditor retards like this dumbass. All dragging us down.

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@CorenLaVolpe Ah, yes, I love media based on a character made for CHILDREN to be quote “unapologetically horny”.

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@unvarnishedvoid The movie theater employees just started scamming this guy hard. Wait till you hear what they charge him for popcorn.

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@CorenLaVolpe For added context, I have never consumed any backrooms content, I know of it and the basic concept.

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@CorenLaVolpe My buddies enjoyed it, personally, I’m not afraid to admit that the body horror stuff freaked me the fuck out. Overall, 7/10.

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@veryrare_ns Yeah, pulled outta that parking spot and hit like three walls in ten seconds. Not a great look for bond, I must say.

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@LeonCritiques @CorenLaVolpe @ag_gobby Google Translate exists, idiot! It may not have Chad as a language, but I just wanted to inform you of this excellent innovation.

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@CorenLaVolpe I really do believe that at some point it just becomes natural selection. You could’ve solved your problem, but you didn’t and instead died of heatstroke when it was 60 fuckin degrees out.

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@CorenLaVolpe @xaliuqs_mcg Man, I just love blaming my inability to manage my emotions like an adult on the vague concept of “mental illness”.

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@CorenLaVolpe One of the many well known bluish green lanterns. Maybe a color change is what green lantern needed to be a more interesting character. I liked him in that new Superman, but that was mostly because I like Nathan Fillian’s brand of comedy.

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@CorenLaVolpe Bart Simpson, along with several other simspons characters.

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@CorenLaVolpe @MeltingSnowBro You’re telling me that all those pentagrams it made me draw were satanic?!

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@CorenLaVolpe Breaking bad is the only thing I’d say does it, but it only really shows you why you shouldn’t like Walter White late into the show and it becomes far more apparent on subsequent rewatches. But you’re not wrong. People should write good main characters.

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@CorenLaVolpe Oh, you’re all here now? Kinda crowded now. It used to be just me and my boys.

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@CorenLaVolpe I’d also just wager a guess that if you’ve been doing it this long and it’s only gotten worse, (which it hasn’t, but you gotta be a retard to argue with a retard) then logic would dictate that you find a new strategy. Not just continue doing the same shit that doesn’t work.