Certified Mimosa Mami 🍯

King Kong ain’t got shit on me.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[ᅠ @artindetails]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

[‏ً @itsnwts]

men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.

meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Neurodivergent? Back In my day we called it "a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted."

[tabloid junkie 🌊 @theplacehotelly]

It’s already exhibited ❤️

[MANNY MOON 🌙 @Moonkiller17]

And they better not ban this or deduct points either.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

What happened to DOGE?

[Rex @rexjonesnewz]

You just can’t make this stuff up

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

This is what they took from you

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

Brother. Who is we? Everybody over 18 knows who Laurence Fishburne is.

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

If this became the norm it would be such an improvement from the modern education system

[Torraine Walker @TorraineWalker]

You know how unprecedented it is for an entertainer to become a global phenomenon TWICE, 44 years after an album's release and 16 years after his passing?

No singer who ever held a mic is touching that.🕴🏾

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Southern Republicans are dismantling democracy right before our eyes without even giving voters a say.

[𝒦ℯ𝓁 🏴‍☠️★🏁☽☾ @keldos2jin]

MANO ELE USAVA O CORPO PRS MARCAR O TEMPO DA MÚSICA PERFEITAMENTE ??? ESSE CARA ERA ABSURDO MEU DEUS UM MONSTRO

[Aerin @FromAerin]

Idk you guys I’m still asking what’s a goon to a goblin all these years later

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Kamala was president and she behaved the way Trump has, she would’ve been impeached and treated like a national security threat by now

[sarah @sahouraxo]

This is white phosphorus.

Israel is raining white phosphorus bombs on civilian areas in South Lebanon.

Call it what it is: A WAR CRIME.

[Boiled Silk Board of Trustees @doctuh_p]

There’s not a single justifiable reason for us to have withdrawn from the WHO.