𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞

“𝘓𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨.”

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐬

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[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

you’re impossible, y’know?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

Might be too late for that.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

it’s laundry day. don’t get ideas.

👀

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

Oh, there is my shirt. Tu es magnifique, ma chérie.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

yes, the shirt she is currently wearing belongs to @CRIMSONSTAEG. don’t ask questions.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

she’s still in the office with nothing but the sound of her desktop fan running being her companion.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

I have girlbossed too close to the sun.

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

Greedy. Let’s start with now.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

how about now and forever?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

My office. Anytime?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

@DarlingWithers

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

when and where?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

@DarlingWithers

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

it’s not that I don’t love the children but..god I’m glad they won’t be two doors down anymore.

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

All I need.
We finally have house to ourselves.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

nights with you 🖤

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

; @DarlingWithers

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

; @DarlingWithers

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

really? care to make a bet with that wager?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

Don’t flirt with me, ex-agent Starling. I always find you.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

you’ll have to find me first.

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

You know you love your wife when she gets you to wear a matching Christmas sweater and a Santa hat. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get her phone and delete all the pictures.

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

You know you love your wife when she gets you to wear a matching Christmas sweater and a Santa hat. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get her phone and delete all the pictures.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

aren’t I always?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

Look at you, being all sweet with me.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

you are my eternity.

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

You are everything.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

“first of all, don’t call our daughter a goblin.” she playfully rolls her eyes.

“secondly, she’s an adult. she will be fine. she rarely ever eats it anyway.”

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

That one goblin came back with fast food and thinks it qualifies as dinner.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

Hannibal, just answer the question.

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

The question is, when they're not doing something.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

@CRIMSONSTAEG

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞 @DarlingWithers]

what are the children doing now?

[𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙄𝘽𝘼𝙇 @CRIMSONSTAEG]

Clarice, darling, is it too late to put our kids up for adoption?