Goosey Darling🪿

Your honor, I’m just a bi girl 32 She/Her 🪿💜💙💖

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

Good morning ✨

https://t.co/FZd19a8oIC

#selfie #nsfwtwtًً #nsfwtwtًًً

[julia @juumelo_]

no babe seriously the doctor said you need to call me princess at least once a week or I die

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@Thebearded_Shep

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

When I tell you I have had this song on repeat all day

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

Real ones know the Mission is where you go to see fireworks ✨

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

The Golden Gate Bridge was supposed to be the star of San Francisco’s Fourth of July fireworks show Saturday night. For many spectators, the city’s famous fog stole the show instead.

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

When I tell you I had actual tears during this entire scene

[screencaps @screenscaps]

the bear (2026) dir. christopher storer

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

And don’t I know it

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

gemini, the answer is no.

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@Thebearded_Shep Well come here then

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

My toxic trait is thinking “Bands Jonny Craig Has Been Kicked Out Of” is an appropriate makeout playlist ✨

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

I really wish I could wear this outfit daily🖤
#wlw

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@luckyy_gemini Easily the hottest post I have seen on here in forever

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

I am so bitter these days I make lemons look like candy

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

I love my city

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

San Francisco be San Franciscoing on this 1st day of July

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@TinyandSilly me

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@TinyandSilly Yeah we’re not going to let someone who has never been intimately close with another human in their entire 30+ years of life judge.

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@TinyandSilly You mean the same sister who has never been in a relationship? The same sister who has also never had the privilege to get remotely close to another human on an intimate level?

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

Only the real ones know which path I choose

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@TinyandSilly Please get better 🥺

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

It’s pretty homophobic that @TinyandSilly immune system has failed her during pride weekend…how am I supposed to flaunt my tiny masc when is coughing up a lung 😭

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

@CBordero Pinky promise it does ✨

[Goosey Darling🪿 @Darlinggoosey]

everything reminds me of him… jk this one is emotionally stable

#nsfwtwtًً