Darnell__.1

Here to give takes that nobody asked for with a dash of hate every now and then.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Finally they caught the guy who broke into the bakery and ate all the pies

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

That tin can better get ready to learn the power of empathy and the indomitable will of the human spirit when he eats a shield to his chrome dome

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Told someone to shut the fuck up at the theater and they listened

[b💫 @tbslbre]

someone had Ontario, CA in their bio so i assumed they were from the IE & they’re CANADIAN 💀

[Boardwalk Times @BoardwalkTimes]

Disney+'s price increase history. 💸 📈

2019: $6.99
2021: $7.99
2022: $10.99
2023: $13.99
2024: $15.99
2025: $18.99
2026: $21.49

A 207% price increase since 2019. 💸📈

[jb @lockedupjb]

PG wearing a leg sleeve while golfing

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[❤︎⁠ @hackerchick]

I was not aware any of you expected Digger to be profitable. That's not the game we're playing girls

[QuavoYRN @QuavoStuntin]

The Original #HotelLobby

[Fatherhood, Chapter 2 @Miserable_PhD]

Committing MASSIVE fraud that your previous employer has to take 99% of the accountability for, and then getting another $100M for your troubles >>>>>

1st ballot Ski Mask HoF right here

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

just fell to my knees at walmart wtf…

[REKY☀️🐍 @REKSZNALT]

every real nigga had a migos phase

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

the lion doesn't concern himself with one bad review #trustdigger

[Tarshit 🕸️🕷️ @tarshit_r]

Spider-Man Brand New Day era is fading 😭

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

B Hen had the Club 520 podcast in TEARS after saying he doesn’t believe in step-families and if he had a step-sister, she’s “up for grabs” 😭😭👀

“I’m WANGIN her… You brought this sh*t to me and you moved her in? She’s for sure not my sister. N*gga she’s just as horny as me. Imma knock on the b*tch door ‘Watchu doin?’… You really giving me a kickstart. Imma tell the b*tch ‘Go get the bottle downstairs.’ We gotta practice for college.” 🤣

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

Oh no my dinner came with side of hot buttery mashed potatoes AGAIN

[Luis Vera @Luislv45626]

Yeah this is quite possibly my greatest lock in moment in cinematic history. The flow state the movie turns into from this moment on was so incredible. The movie locks in, Ludwig locks in, I lock in. Can’t wait to watch it again.

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

Who is in his ear telling him this isnt enough?