Paul Darnell

Just on here to see if Joey Barton kicks off

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@kevinbacon I'm vegan and really I really want to eat your name. Please consider changing your name to Kevin Carrot... that is all

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@VancityReynolds I've got a hot date tonight? wanted your pube thoughts? bald Eagle or hint of nest?

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@LesDennis Happy Birthday Les! May all of your wildest dreams come true

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@EamonnHolmes please block me! Other wise I'll swear at a toddler

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@EamonnHolmes just cooked some burgers. Couldn't help but imagine your nipples. unrelated probably #areolas

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@EamonnHolmes leave Ruth! I touch myself when you're on sky news #pickme #ruthless

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@Jelliofficial I'm still Jenny from block! Used to have a little now I self destructive attitude problem and a jar of children's tears

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redownloaded Twitter for the sole purpose of gloating that I just got a 9 letter word on countdown. I'm the king of the world #betterthanyou

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@FillWerrell My mate has bet me a fiver that you're boring in real life? Can you deny or confirm, I really the fiver, cheers buddy.

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@OhFreshPrince https://t.co/1usmpHyx7m

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@JoeyEssex_ what can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

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check out my youtube channel, its where you'll find poorly made but entertaing videos https://t.co/vysJ1cwcK1

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@alfonso_ribeiro I saw Fresh Prince very differently to most, for far too long https://t.co/1usmpHyx7m

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@JodieMarsh Me too... trying to go 40 days 40 nights, but a £100 is £100. Final offer 60/40?

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@JodieMarsh My mate has bet £100 I couldn't shag you! Split it 80/20 if you're up for it!

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@OfficialVernonK You're the best host of Catchphrase ever!!! #couchpotato

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@RufusHound sup?