Darragh Murphy

Writer, comedian, good at making websites better

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@gazzzzz That’s three bad words - I’ll allow it.

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I don’t take stances on many things but I won’t have a bad word said about The 1975

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Thoughts on hecklers 👇

[Irish Daily Mirror @IrishMirror]

Peter Kay has hit the headlines this week amid a heckler row and a reference to Emmerdale's Lisa Riley | @DarrMurphy
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The OG and nicest man on the planet is doing big things. Get a ticket!

[Cornelius @ComedianConn]

*************HUGE NEWS************

Hello everyone, I have some bright news on this dark dreary Januarys day. I am delighted to announce my brand new comedy show 'Pull Hard' is coming to the @corkoperahouse on February 14th 2026.

To say this is a huge deal for me and my family would be putting it mildly! Last year I went on my first ever national tour and sold out venues all over Ireland from Dublin to the kingdom of Kerry and everywhere else in between. The cherry on top being the delectable Everyman Theatre. 650 souls all under the same roof to watch my comedic meanderings. It was thrilling!

That was exactly 365 days ago. That makes todays announcement all the more special for me. I want to thank everyone who has every supported me along the way to get to this point. I know who you all are and I love you dearly. Particularly I'd like to thank my wife Noelle, who without her love and support I would still be in bed dreaming of such things.

I am so excited a little nervous but mostly very very grateful. My hope is you and fourteen or fifteen of your closest friends will Immediately buy tickets and come on the night!

Now comes the difficult part...I don't have an agent or a fancy PR team to get me on the Late Late or into the big festivals. So it can, at times be difficult to stand out from the crowd. Its 100% my marvellous wife @noelleosul and I who are taking this big step and trying to navigate the choppy waters of showbiz

So, with that in mind, I would like to ask for your help. A favour if you will.

Likes, comments and particularly shares help enormously in getting the word out there so if you are feeling the love and fancy helping us get the word out there we would appreciate your help big time🙏

Tickets are now on sale on the Opera House website or directly on my website. See below.

https://t.co/CsGEtpRv1c (link in the bio).

All the love,
Cornelius 💚

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Last gig of the year

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David Coote lives for this

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Absolutely heartbroken to have lost a true good egg

Dawn was one of my favourite people in the world - so warm, playful, caring and hilarious. I’m so glad I knew her.

Rest in peace, D- Mac 💚

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@patmccarry @RugbyPass

[Siobhán Brosnan @siobhan_brosnan]

When I had a stroke at 27 all of the literature and information I got was targeted at older people, I wished that there was something for me that made me feel less alone. Over the last few weeks, Strokes of Resilience has become a reality. I’m so proud of what we have created.

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@FrancesW96 @Limerick_Leader Hell yes!! Congrats gurl 💚

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Go see the big dawg @ComedianConn this weekend at the @EverymanCork. You won’t regret it!
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@ConanDoherty We all really lost the run of ourselves around that time.

[Cornelius @ComedianConn]

Hello everyone, I have a small bit of news on this bright September morning. I am delighted to announce that my new stand up show 'A bird in the hand' is debuting this coming January in the historic and gorgeous @theeverymancork.

Retweets most welcome.

All the love 💚
Cornelius

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@TheNotoriousMMA Same energy

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Engagement advice:

1️⃣ Do 30 minutes of comedy about not wanting to get married
2️⃣Sweat an ungodly amount
3️⃣Trick partner into getting on stage
4️⃣Pop the question

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Bitta news

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Yep, I still do comedy

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Five years already

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Hell of a first guest on Paul O’Connell and Ross Kemp’s new show