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Started a band (Sexy Pigeon) with a Dutch hitchhiker I met while living in a tent at a skydiving airport for 18 months. 📍CDMX / Sacramento

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@GreenTallow @bigsnugga Looks exactly like the baby powder container i use for my pool bridge hand 😂

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@poppityme @30GotNext They are tho, Japan will upset somebody in the next round

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This will sadly be the largest Trump fall off for the decade, but now Judd can pivot into politics in the UK.

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@abarber1 @galenhall Sundays aren’t the hardest day, they’re basically a big Wednesday. I’ve finished a Saturday once solo. I like speed run timing Monday Tuesday

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@abarber1 @galenhall What’s your favorite NYT puzzle day?

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@PokerNightTV @junglemandan @GrandSierra @TomDwan @MagicAntonio @stanleytang @xxl23 @randy_3coin @The_Illest @phil_hellmuth They canceled an 11-day series and fucked over all players and dealers after first tournament didn’t reach guarantee in like 2012 after ownership change. Glad to see they want good publicity now 🙄

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@accidentalgap The chick that took Jesus’ virginity.

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@Sdavies22 I was #1 in those my senior year of college right before Black Friday, translated to live tournament success immediately. Great way to learn all in/fold value and aggression

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@CeraGibson I write her lil poems in comments and she genuinely and honestly responds to 95% of them, people think tattoos associate with “bad” or “failed” still somehow, i don’t get it. This app is also an echo chamber of vitriol. Cheers

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It’s gonna end like Men in Tights where the king returns from the crusades and annoints every shit in a toilet will from now on be called taking a Trump. #EpsteinFiles

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My current life hack is genuinely make friends with the restaurant owners that the games build around and instead of talk down about them like everybody else, go to their restaurants and be a regular. The best sushi restaurant in town and Korean BBQ are perfect date spots too.

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Two song demo tape to change our lives forever. GL me

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@Sandrettooooo @BartHanson Supposed to be 100 each 9 to flop. Creates check jamming spots to triple up 150bb stacks with bottom two. I miss that game, wish i played it more

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@Sandrettooooo Every living thing lives in the universe determined by their perspective, there’s a range within every species. I wanna see a dolphin with asbergers

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@Sandrettooooo @BartHanson They’re from Peppermill 5/10 game to pay the time take out of flop pot and adopted in Sacramento

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I hope His & Hers blows up on Netflix. Premier in January.

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Bout 250 Mexican kids in 10 years gonna have to explain why they named Shohei Rodriguez

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@Joeingram1 Would’ve been the best baccarat squeeze of an 8 ever hahaha let him rip the card

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@JordanGame6 @NFL It’s taking a knee to run the clock ruled a sack? It’s same same but different application of same rule

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I might be a +1 in Vegas, my bandmate is up for two Latin Grammys