Darren Cooper

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

Sums up Twitter!! (Or X!!🙄😂😂) @Baddiel @chris_kammy

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@GavBowers So pure! 👌

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

#thegreatest

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

The silky swing.
The double-logo visor.
The caddie handshake.

Vintage Seve, 10 years ago at Augusta.

#96MastersRedo ⏪

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza Got everything you’d want, best amount of mash I’ve seen on any so far, and bonus points for cauliflower cheese. 10/10 all day long! Merry Christmas!

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza Turkey pie’s a different twist, but everything on that plate looks pretty darn good. 9.5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @LeaRobertsComic Overdone it with the gravy, food is swimming. Apart from that, looks pretty good. 7.5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @sproston_rob Terrible presentation of terrible food, lacking gravy and a dildo on the side. Horrendous. 1/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @bignorms Yorkshire pudding overbearing, turkey an afterthought not the star, no mash. 6/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza No mash, and just looks very mediocre. 5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza Yet another one missing mash, but other than that I’d be happy with that in front of me. 9/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza Just huge chunks of only half of what should be there. And the plate decoration’s shocking too. 3/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @MWmagic Feel like it had the potential to be so much more, but failed. Odd looking Turkey, no mash and limited veg portions. 5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @rachwoo The best one I’ve seen of all the ones you’ve done I think. Pretty much perfect. 10/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @MaestroMural Terrible presentation, looks like it’s been dropped on the floor and scraped b9on the plate. Too much turkey, not enough gravy. 5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @sproston_rob What’s actually on the plate looks pretty good, don’t think the camera angle helps. 6.5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @PhilipSerrell Needs a couple of roasties swapping for mash, but looks pretty decent otherwise. 8/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @bignorms Presentation pretty shocking, gravy thin and no mash. 5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @iantopcomic Decent looking plate of food, no mash though. 7.5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @LeaRobertsComic Where to even begin. Awful. 2.5/10.

[Darren Cooper @DarrenCooper73]

@ThebfgGazza @Tim_Media Bonus points for having mash. Could do with some more gravy and carrots, but looks pretty decent overall. 8/10.