Darren “Social Chair” Hoops

Peter Millar | Kappa Delta enthusiast | King of Houston and Arlington | Shotgun major , Dye minor | Roy Hibbert Stan

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

Can someone inform me what the fuck is up with Cavas serving size lately

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@buckheadmichael 90 cals? Might gotta overtake michelob

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@zynaftersex Type shit

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

Generation is beyond fucking cooked

[Hugh G. Rection @hughgrection091]

Just door dashed a blue Gatorade and a snickers bar

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

Never trust a dude who be buying those weird gas station pills with the clipart graphics on them. The fuck is you buying some shit with a Unicorn John Cena and an explosion on it? The fuck u tryna do

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@laurellewoods What kind of autism are you diagnosed with

[Will Sexton @willsextonx]

This probably goes so hard if you’re Indian

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

The dudes at fall rush talm bout “we a package deal”

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

Honey grab me a beer

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP ORDERS CENTCOM TO "OPEN THE GATES OF HELL ON IRAN." — C14

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

I’m not kidding you can genuinely feel the absolute stupidity of Twitter users giving their input on the Iran strikes. Don’t think I’ve met stupider people in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@brysonbuckty Woke up - DAE DAE

Money man - Corrupted

All star JR - Ice Bag

[Devin “Gorilla” Jackson @DevinJacks2]

Burners with under 34 followers posting:

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@FregleyFires69 😂

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@brysonbuckty I genuinely feel that sense of respect. It’s so much respect that one may even interpret it as disrespect. Iykyk

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

Wonder what the Latino kids that were blasting 6ix9ine and Lil Uzi at 7 AM in middle school are up to now. Probably in #privateequity but could be wrong

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

If I ever catch my future kid watching streamer university I’m sending that little fucker 2-3 year Dagestan and forgetting #brainrot

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

Nothing ever fucking happens #calmdown

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Enjoy your last few hours of freedom, America.

He’s going to cancel the elections.

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

One does stimulants the other smokes weed #puzzlesolved

[Jerry “The Redraw” Mander @TheJerryRMander]

As a white guy, you have 2 options post-high school

[Justin “Faggot” Thomas @JTburnerman]

Just got off the phone with the president

[Darren “Social Chair” Hoops @DarrenHoopyfsw]

@JackedonDaniels Unethical ass defense. Incorporate some class into your life and do better