Hi Joe,
I have bad news.
My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation.
My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne.
I’m Number 1 in the album charts.
And you’re no longer called Joe.
Much love,
Ryan Air.
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Hold on. If my album goes to No.1 tomorrow, all I have to do is tell you my favourite cheese, and you’ll give £1000 to a charity of my choice and legally change your name to James Blunt?
Deal. People - let’s get to work.
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Final offer.... If you tell me your favourite cheese, I'll donate £1000 to a charity or your choice.
Bonus offer. If your album goes to number one, I'll legally change my name to James Blunt.
@KayBurley Let’s replace the population of your leafy gated community with entirely young Afghan men.
I suspect your attitude to demographic replacement will rapidly change.
An 18-year-old paid £46K for a Mercedes C63 that broke down just 10 days later, but when he showed up at the dealership asking for a refund, the salesman told him to get out and said he didn’t care 😳👀
“Spend a million pound in our business. I don’t care”