Darren

Don't buy the S*n!

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@BBCSport sad to see him go but he was fucking terrible like in the last couple of seasons. Wish him all the best tho.

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@TheLadBible

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@FootballFunnys who took those photos of her, your nan?

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@SkySportsNewsHQ @SkySports takke a bow son, and pray to Allah while you're down there.

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

Victor Moses has signed more loan deals than fucking Wonga mate

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@thelouisemerick @tonyhollis1 @marcramsden @StanCollymore @Matt_Lawton_DM awful appointment taking the team back 20 years easily

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

Have I just heard correctly? #Allardyce

[ShellyandPep 💙 @shellytheblue]

If you have been blocked by Stan Collymore retweet....lets see how many 😂😂😂😂😂

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

Gotta use my old twitter account like a peasant til i can get my phone fixed

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@beattiej89 @davothkelly 😂😂😂😂 wondered where this convo went it's my old account hahaha what a bitter little man

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you @davothkelly the bitterest of all bitters 😂😂😂

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

Just got something massive off my chest. Thank fuck I did that.

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

#ThatMomentWhen You try and show off...but get the ultimate humiliation.

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@TheLadBible save a click it was "mmmgfffdgfuijjklljgfdaaaaahhh"

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@kennyisking2 they are a big club like so he'd be loved up there if he went

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@kennyisking2 bit of a mad one that innit I thought he wanted champions league footy

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

38 mill for an unproven uncapped 26 year old is a huge risk I'm sure you could get Lacazzette for that amount?

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

@LFC2day

[Darren @DarrenNo9]

When people are sucking @Ryanbabel off on Twitter to get a RT off him it's pathetic especially seeing as he's obviously my favourite player

[Mersey Clipper Vets ( former birch tree fc ) @TheBirchTreeFC]

1st training session this Sunday 11am Arrowe Park (bottom pitches by car park) this is where it all starts boys!! ✊🏽make sure you're there!