Darren Panger

Not Darren Pang - Former NHL Goaltender, Now NHL Analyst. Parody Account. Holy Jumpin!

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Holy Jumpin!

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@TheAthletic @barrysvrluga This company only writes ugly shit stain articles

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@Jay_D_Rosehill Crosby and Ovi in their prime

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@MissinCurfew @ShaneOBrien55 Holy Jumpin! @MissinCurfew - if you beauties need a recurring guest, you know where to find me

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@mickrunsSub5 Holy Jumpin, I guess you can’t please everyone! Listen Pal, this is playoffs - when the game gets tough, the tough get going.

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.@Panger40 got his suit at Build-a-Bear 😂

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@TheDanKingerski Kingerski has a pea brain. Could’ve should’ve would’ve.

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@JoshYohe_PGH Another dim comment by beat reporter

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@JoshYohe_PGH Here we go again. A beat reporter who follows the team and has dumb opinion. He begs for clicks. He will change his mind very quickly when the pens win a few in a row

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Why do they put me on the end of the panel on @NHL_On_TNT. I told tnt to put the best analyst in the middle. Whatever still my show

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Catch me on @NHL_On_TNT doing some stick drills. If I could give my career in the show a second chance, I would have played offense (preferably center). I would have been a franchise player getting paid the big bucks

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@NHL_On_TNT @NHL_On_TNT put up the video of me showing off my stick skills.

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@DarrenDreger Holy Jumpin!

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@Sportsnet @FriedgeHNIC Darche going all in year 1

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@KevinWeekes @StLouisBlues @NYIslanders A guy who can do a little bit of everything for a playoff team. Seems like a great fit in Long Island

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@Sportsnet Suitcase

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@Sportsnet Should the Capitals move Ovi for one more shot at winning a Stanley Cup? Would he even entertain it?

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@frank_seravalli Perry still hunting for another cup. Let’s see how this plays out

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@reporterchris Dynamic duo in the bottom six

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@McguirePetrov Hearing Pittsburgh is making a late push for Iginla.

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@Sportsnet McCarron, Petry, Brink, Foligno. Are the Wild done, or do they look for one more piece? Guerin is going for it all this year.