Darren Searle

Copywriter and fiction writer. Terrible squash player.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Matt Janiga @regulatorynerd]

Traveling with my wife and we’re picking a movie to watch together. She wants to watch Devil Wears Prada 2 but I’m really interested in seeing Zoho CRM, the CRM for Everyone.

[Jakeup @myhandle]

writing fables with Fable, call me Aeslop

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Don’t tell me about typos.

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

Imagine telling someone in 1999…

The year is 2026.

The President is Donald Trump in his second non consecutive term.

The richest man in the world is PayPal cofounder Elon Musk… but not because of fintech or Paypal. Because of rockets, electric cars, AI, satellites, brain chips and something called “Boring Company”.

Apple is worth trillions but its main business isn’t computers… its selling glass rectangles everyone stares at for 9 hours a day.

People don’t watch TV. They watch teenagers explain geopolitics, finance, and relationship advice in ~60 second videos.

The biggest taxi company owns no taxis.
The biggest hotel company owns no hotels.
The most powerful media companies are social networks where everyone argues with strangers for free.

Kids are making millions filming themselves playing video games.

AI Robots write emails, code, legal memos, songs, essays, and breakup texts.

The internet is mostly bots arguing with humans who are trying to prove they aren’t bots.

You can summon a car, groceries, a doctor, a date, a private jet, or a dog walker from your phone.

People pay real money for invisible currencies, digital monkeys, AI girlfriends and pictures that disappear after 24 hours.

The richest companies in the world don’t sell oil, steel, or cars. They sell attention, compute, data, and addiction.

And somehow, after all of that everyone is still using Excel.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Microsoft Teams

[_its_not_real_ @_its_not_real_]

Here is a little pro-tip for some custom ChatGPT instructions when you share an account with your wife or gf.

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[sid @immasiddx]

My LinkedIn is looking pretty good lately

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I’ve listened to thousands of hours of great music since. What an awesome streaming service.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on Linkedin know we’re going to die one day

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I don't wanna feel like I'm fighting for civil rights every time I wanna wash up 😭

[sudox @kmcnam1]

jfc....

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[Joo @JoosyJew]

I thought for a moment this said “Three boys avoid jail after rape of two teenage girls.”