Darren Seiters

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

"AI don't know," the guy says. "Well," the girl says, "We have just the thing. See that fence over there? It has several holes. big, strapping guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the girl behind the counter for some condoms. "What size do you need?" she asks coyly.

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

@YunCapponiqo I aspire to be this creative one day

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@DeandreaBiyrgz Is this shot on iPhone or something else because the quality is absurd

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

You cant get loans from a bank (being young and dumb and fixing some credit issues) You cant work to many extra hours. and it just seems like sometimes you cant catch a break. you asked for a payment plan, and cant get on one of those.

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

@TomikaFatixy what gym does she go to because the results are speaking volumes

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@MichikoLei4io What playlist was playing during this shoot because the vibe is immaculate

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

荷造りしてたら、旦那との結婚式のアルバム出てきた
捨てようか迷って、やめた
これも、いつか娘たちに聞かれた時のためかな
「パパとママ、昔は仲良かったんだよ」って
…言えるかな、私
まあ、いつか
今は、箱の奥にしまった

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

how long until i get to see your face, or has the universe forsaken our love?

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

Lemme eat your placenta after you give birth to our child

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

There was no better opportunity - not one that was mutually complementary like this one. So we set a date, time, and place: April 16 at 6:30 PM in Lyndonpole. He would buy me dinner and would take me to where the Chemkan Bees were. Then I would check into my hote

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

我家孩子1.5y
因為遲遲不開口講話,帶去看了兒童復健科 粗細動作都沒問題
但語言治療師說他能發出的聲音太少
治療師也說要提高他的模仿能力
因為不模仿父母,語言還是行為舉止都不會進步 主要是孩子專注力太差,所以不太會模仿
最明顯的是他不太會看人的眼睛或眼神
也因此比較難模仿大人講話

[Darren Seiters @DarrenSeitfu]

비상 비상🚨
내일부터 유치원 방학인데
월요일은 웬만한 과학관 미술관
죄다 휴관이네ㅠㅠ 유치원생 아들과 갈만한 곳
추천 받습니다~!!