Darren Bean

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H.L. Mencken

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@JamesMelville "What do you mean, cash in advance this time?"

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@CarterCarter @Miatsf @andyburnham No more investment in businesses then, those who can relocate will.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@Lord_Talbot64 Isn't that Burnham in a wig?

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@Iromg If Andy's the king, it's Cromwell time.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

I noticed not a single Norwegian rioted in London last night

Turns out we're not all the same

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@TheMossadIL Brings a new meaning to high value target

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@DrRitaDed Ceasing to breath is guaranteed to stop the spread of covid.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@Pontifex So how many migrants is the Vatican City hosting?

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@TheBritishIntel I'm on nightshift, so am awake, but don't give a shit about the wendyball.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@dissidentwest Don't be silly, they don't have nooses around their necks

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@DCBMEP As if I'm going to regard the opinion of someone who thought that shagging Edwina Currie was a good idea.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@MrLeadslinger Darwin says yes.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@GazTheJourno Utter bollocks, just call the local hunt to safely remove it. Or any fallen stock company.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@FUDdaily The deep hole drilling for the fuel passages through the wings was so far in advance of it's time it was unreal.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@MarcherReborn Getting the water pump changed as well?

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@BarclaysUKHelp Nope, I'm gone

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@Barclays have just sent me a load of AI generated bullshit, asking me why I'm currently giving them money, should I ask @grok to conduct all future correspondence?

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@BarclaysUKHelp Have just closed my business account and will be closing all other accounts

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@Ye_Olde_Holborn Just as Starmer is Corbyn in a suit.

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@JuliaHB1 At least Hugh Grant paid the pimp @Keir_Starmer

[Darren Bean @Darren_Bean]

@NoFarmsNoFoods @thisfarmlife Remember that Sunack introduced the restrictions on the use of red diesel that screwed the construction and agricultural sectors.