Darrin Mummert

Pro wrestling fanatic, lover of pugs, roller coaster enthusiast and pretty halfway decent at accounting...and I make a mighty fine pizza pie! #lapsed

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

If $100 million doesn’t set you up for life, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@coastersnbrews Oh no, a coaster isn’t super insanely smooth 😱how will we survive? Your shtick is tiring sometimes, as are a lot of coaster creators lately.

[Roller Coaster 𝕏cyclopedia @RCXcyclopedia]

This is inexcusable from @cedarpoint & @SixFlags … BUT … guests to be held to a certain standard of personal responsibility & intelligence.

How are you a grown adult (let alone two of em) and you think it’s okay to position yourself there? If you don’t think it’s okay, how do you not alert the op to stop or not start the ride?

Yes the ops goofed badly here, but it would be nice if they didn’t have to babysit room temperature IQ GP morons on the sidelines and could focus on the actual riders’ safety.

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@TheLapsedFan watching Pop Culture Jeopardy….when are the co-chairs going to go on and rule ass? I feel like you all would destroy!

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@coastersnbrews @ColiwoodStudios They said last week late June/early July on the offical announcement

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@thefigheel Wish you’d grab that Steve Blackman for me. I haven’t been able to find one for the entire time he’s been out in Maryland. Ready to just suck up the $20 extra and pull the trigger 😭

[Joe Marotta @the_joe_marotta]

Survivor Series 92: Bret vs Shawn Evolution

- No titles involved
- Bret WWF Champion, Shawn still with Sherri
- Shawn no longer with Sherri
- Shawn IC champion

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

What if there was a streaming service just for WWE’s full library and all of the other libraries of wrestling that they own. Some kind of network maybe?

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@LauraLoomer @StephenM Shut the fuck up you condescending dumb bitch.

[Ryan McKinnell @RyanMcKinnell]

Any thoughts on men's mental health @danawhite, you vile sack of subhuman shit?

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@wolfiecomedy It isn’t going to not make the food taste like shit.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Hersheypark being sick of ITM and their constant bullshit is more effective than any advertisement. Trip booked. ✅

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

X-Flight, a new $15 million steel rollercoaster, opens at Geagua Lake, Ohio.

[“The Bad Boy” Joey Janela @JANELABABY]

Why are people so surprised on here? Dude is a 23 year old Mormon, he’s gonna go with whatever president that hates gays and pretends to be Pro-Life..

[Nic Nemeth @NicTNemeth]

parallels between standup comedy & pro wrestling

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

@Mitch_Craig13 I literally still can’t even find a Steve Blackman😭

[Darrin Mummert @DarrinMummert]

This is embarrassing if this were to happen for real.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

WSJ: GameStop Is Offering to Buy eBay for $56 Billion ($125 a share)

GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen - "EBay should be worth—and will be worth—a lot more money. I’m thinking about turning eBay into something worth hundreds of billions of dollars."

Cohen has a commitment letter from TD Bank to provide around $20 billion in debt financing to help make a deal possible

https://t.co/2dp6hxmD9x

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔

“You don’t need kids.”

“The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

You can’t keep doing the fake shooting angle. You’re gonna kill the territory.