Dazza

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[Jeff Giesea @jeffgiesea]

When I was in my twenties and new to DC, I was at a cocktail party when someone brought up The Odyssey. Thinking I was being impressive, I recited the opening passage from memory. Another guy nodded in acknowledgement, then recited the same passage in Ancient Greek. I've been one-upped many times, but never so elegantly.

[Seth @sethsfilmreview]

oh I’ll be very much sat for this.

[Antonio Padrón 🌶️ @AntonioPadron17]

Invitados en F1: “famosos e influencers”

Invitados en Goodwood: el jodido Rayo McQueen

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Americans after Belgium scored a second goal:

[goatnoda @goatnoda]

‘BIG DOG GOT A REAL CART’ seriously arvid im in tears

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

got me looking up frog vertigo

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying dawg 😭😭😭

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

An all-British podium for the first time since 1968 🇬🇧

#McLarenF1 | #BarcelonaGP 💃

[~Kian~⁴⁴🇧🇪 @ObjectivoSr]

Brother😭😭😭

[BensBets @BensBetsOnX]

This horse has just put himself in the history books 📚

🚨Rename him Lightning McQueen immediately.

A few punters on the right and wrong end of that tongue 😱

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[P1 with Matt & Tommy @MattP1Tommy]

Bro is crying on a yacht right now x

[george @StokeyyG2]

Antonee Robinson, that is NUTS. 🚀

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[viv 🐝 @drivereightyone]

if you laugh you go to hell

[mikey @mikey_747]

Thomas Tuchel

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The comments on this Instagram reel are truly exceptional 🤣