Darryl Houska

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@amyqlmvEw574wgP ok but why is nobody talking about what's happening in the top

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

BBut then you stop.Yecause to you, that person has become a priority.
ou start thinking about plans, about moments you could share, about ways to make room for them even on the days when you barely have any time for yourself.

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@donnaBGD7HKQw1p Am I missing something or was the punchline completely missing

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@emilyWE25l9N9Lr hot take: the dark version is always better than the bright one

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

月中第26天
今天不小心打翻早餐
還好湯正在微波中，還有湯可以喝
但我想吃的麵包被我毀了
還有桂圓紅棗奶茶
這兩個搭配應該可以列入我早餐愛吃名單
（比起中式早餐）我真嘟愛吃麵包類

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

There are so many things that we see in media (especially cartoons and animated films) that we end up believing, only to realize later on in life that they're false, and they're treated as common knowledge.

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@nicole447eSDPCi i've never been described so accurately by a stranger on the internet

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@LoriaAugus7bf What editing software does this person use

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

TYhen this song is for you 🫶🏾all know the feeling of realizing that no one's gonna save you? You just gotta do it yourself???

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@ShadLapidus what's your honest first reaction wen you saw this

[Andrew Parker @stewartamanda77]

昨日、姉が4人目を産みました。
体調どう？とLINEしたらこの返信🤣
強すぎません？赤ちゃん産んだ翌日なのに快適って何🤣🤣
体のダメージはすごいんだからゆっくり休んでね、と伝えました😌

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

다들 옷쇼핑 어디서해?
옷안산지 너무 오래돼서ㅠ
좀 편하게 입을만한 여자쇼핑몰 추천해주라!!

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

@oliviaSZ7gW6ThB the way this just narrated my internal monologue word for word

[Darryl Houska @DarrylHous0ks]

TIL that an episode of the 1970s Cartoon Josie and the Pussy Cats Has To Be Rewritten Because Of One Scene where Sebastian the cat escaped from some sort of menace and hides in a dish of spaghetti. CBS disallowed it. “Kids’ll put their cats in spaghetti” Norman Maurer was told