Tristan Darshan

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Remember, if your girl is behind the DJ booth…it’s for networking

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Lindsay Clancy is O.J. Simpson for liberal white women

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

If a woman knows what a Richard Mille is she is a prostitute

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Women are only confusing when you listen to women

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Women move to big cities because that's where all the fun is.

Men move to big cities because that's where all the women are.

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

We used to call it prostitution, now we call it “manifestation”

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Bro, your text was so good she’s been
thinking about her reply for two weeks

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

They used to be called escort agencies, now they call themselves “matchmakers”

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

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Why are some of the least attractive women the pickiest?

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Remember when pageants used to have women ?

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Women won’t tell you they’re attracted to you, they’ll just call you a “narcissist”

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Can a woman in Las Vegas get her real estate license without being an escort? 🧐

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Some of us aren’t hot and white enough to believe in manifestation

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

@SartainPodcast 😂😂😂

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Men don’t need therapy, they need to win

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Isn’t it odd that only hot girls are good at “manifesting”

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

There’s no such thing as toxic masculinity

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

@KindlyMyers 😂😂

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Women hit a certain age, then become Christian

[Tristan Darshan @DarshanTristan]

Ladies, you all have great energy