The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator

#GiantsPride | #BurnTheBoats - East Carolina - #NYY #BKN l

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

They’re plenty of them in Jersey too unfortunately

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

Can someone explain to me how New Jerseyans are everywhere except New Jersey? How is that possible

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

You live in the Midwest, shut the fuck up about the price of anything

[TheMidwestCentrist @WIcentrist]

@revenant_MMXX THERE ISNT NOTHING TO DO, YOUR GENERATION JUST DOESNT WANT TO DO ANYTHING.

Or at least, not anything in real life. It's a mindset problem, not a "activity availability" problem. We used to go fishing, hiking, out for coffee, out to just drive, tons of shit. Mostly all free.

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

I already miss you, my friend.

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

This would be great with micro dosing some tums

[sofia @sofiatieger]

All the ravers laughing right now

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Lindsey Graham this morning, the senior Senator from South Carolina. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the William Henry Harrison Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

Mitch McConnell: thank you so much for the heart transplant doctor. I feel so much better already. Why’s the room so quiet? Where’s Lindsey Graham?
Doctor: who do u think gave u the heart…

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

@strong10080 @CBSMATTGUTMAN @LAPDHQ @BankofAmerica What was the outcome? Do you have the video?

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for ABOUT 20 MINUTES after he completed a 10 mile run and was resting to go another 50 miles before hitting the gym. He says he is feeling great and will be back in the Senate soon.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

If you are in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for just about 20 minutes, stay in line.

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

Not sure if I believe this

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

@RealMichaelKay you gotta go to Fergs for the soccer game, it’s walking distance from the trop, maybe a couple minute walk, massive screens, and great food / drinks

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

I’ve got a buddy who I know for a fact yakked all over that bathroom and then shit his brains in that bathroom as well 🤣🤣🤣

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

I’ve found it! The best airplane bathroom to go #2

Newark Airport
Terminal A
Right before Gate A10

Felt like I was pooping in the woods

*that’s my backpack

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

On what would have been his 88th birthday, we celebrate the life and legacy of John Sterling 💙

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

I heard Taylor had a hibachi chef at her wedding flipping shrimp into everyone’s mouths

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

@NJTRANSIT_NJCL Can yall keep this until like Wednesday?

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

How dare Taylor Swift make her guests miss this Messi-Cape Verde knockout match. They aren't even allowed to keep tabs on their phones! She should've postponed.

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

$2 billion on lights but I get rear ended on the bridge, and you can’t use the cameras to locate the guy? Fuck you

[Port Authority of NY & NJ @PANYNJ]

Every generation gets a summer that defines it. This is ours.

🇺🇸 America is celebrating its 250th birthday.
🏀 The Knicks brought a championship back to New York after 53 years.
⚽ The FIFA World Cup brought the world to our region.
🌉 And now, the George Washington Bridge enters a new era.

For the first time in the George Washington Bridge’s 94-year history, its iconic towers will shine every night.

The permanent lighting is made possible by new energy-efficient LEDs installed through our $2 billion Restoring the George program, just in time for America’s 250th birthday.

The George is shining brighter than ever.

Read more in our press release: https://t.co/kZCw1Zpw9S

[The Lord Big Purr formerly known as the Marinator @DartSupremacy]

@LandenWill40087 @CarolinaCurveBB They’re hilarious