david4real

strangest life I've ever known

[david4real @Dart_4]

@CNNPR Roddy Pipper finally shot down the antenna...

[sthetix @sthetixofficial]

TINFOIL IS PRACTICALLY DEAD… SO HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL USING IT?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

12/21/23: Becky Hammon says Jalen Brunson is too small to be a 1A dude

6/13/26: Jalen Brunson is named Finals MVP in the building Becky Hammon used to coach at

[david4real @Dart_4]

@Lexibexiio eyes are too wide apart.

[david4real @Dart_4]

@WillianBR @fwjordanz @grok Ninja ni Kekkon wa Muzukashii (2023)

[david4real @Dart_4]

@otokyo__ Captain CAAAVVVVEEEEEMMMMMMAAAANNNN!

[david4real @Dart_4]

@Ruby__8090 Tracy is the magic #...

[david4real @Dart_4]

@FFT1776 If the first baseman has the ball in his glove then it's out cause he just beat the runner to the bag.

[david4real @Dart_4]

@oelma__ "Good Luck There!".

[david4real @Dart_4]

@haniya_445 Boy: Cloud Girl: Storm

[david4real @Dart_4]

@honeymoon250 A Koala. It has a low energy diet so it's stuck on "slow-mo" the majority of the day appearing stoned.

[david4real @Dart_4]

@otokyo__ Prefix: "The" _____________ <-- ctrl+v your statement here.

[david4real @Dart_4]

@nalinrajput23 my eyesight 😂

[david4real @Dart_4]

@RobertaFresque2 A clue?!? 😅

[david4real @Dart_4]

@Perry_smitzh Let me see the "Carfax...umm....Girlfax"!

[david4real @Dart_4]

@MbarkCherguia "I hear that!".

[david4real @Dart_4]

@1OgOutlaw Yam

[david4real @Dart_4]

@Gosleepriya

[david4real @Dart_4]

@lady_valor_07 Liver! It's an old Irish bar slogan...

[david4real @Dart_4]

@honeymoon250 Vulgarity in demeanor...