Darth Amicus

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.

[Darth Amicus @DarthAmicus]

If one applies to enough jobs within one’s qualifications, that person will eventually get an interview for one of thise said jobs, right?

Current record: 0/♾

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Still waiting Santa…

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I asked Santa for a new job for Christmas. Guess that type of thing doesn't fit into a box. 🤷‍♂️

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Either way

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Well…which is it….heavy or light rain?

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Well, turns out a 4-day weekend is also way too short

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Nothing gives off that spooky Halloween feel more than seeing these two smile knowing how they are changing the legal landscape of this country. 😈👻😱

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Just the thought of talking to people.

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@thegoodgodabove Thou shall not be able to do anything in the world

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CEO of the north

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Don’t become a lawyer…

[American Bar Association @ABAesq]

Hindsight is 20/20. What advice do senior lawyers wish they had at the start of their careers? Find out from @LawPracticeTips: https://t.co/QBWOLvAALS

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Aaron Rodgers not wanting to be with his current employer hits home with like 83% of all lawyers on any given day.

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Me trying to fit into my pants after a cheat week

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I have a presidental joke for you but every person, woman, man, camera, and TV already knows it.

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It’s nice of the @StateBarCA to lower the passing score to the exact number I got the first time I took the test.

[California Supreme Court @CaSupremeCourt]

#CASupremeCourt today announced it will:
✅Move the #cabarexam, administered online, to Oct. 5-6 & extend registration
✅Permanently lower the passing score
✅Direct @StateBarCA to expedite a provisional licensing program for 2020 law school grads

More: https://t.co/3Y3LnYW2A9

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@friendswbennies @Timbaland

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I commute sentences for ALL wrongfully convicted Siths. The damn leftist Jedi Council never gave them a fair trial! That, and I have UNLIMITED POWER!

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Ugh, Trump...

That’s the tweet

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Perfectly put

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The worst part of wearing a mask is inadvertently smelling your own burps.