Anakin Skywanker

Harry / 29 / Humanoid meat sack thing / uk / what did I even write here before / tummy ache warrior

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

@ignibun @zombaegrl

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

@jvssixa489 Lmaoooo

[jessica @jvssixa489]

guy who says his dick is self-cleaning too

[beep @beepbat]

Crowbar just shared my snorlax 😎

[yuu @haibaraayuu]

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one time i took a shower naked😳

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

he only lasted 3.14 seconds, call that a cream π

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

Why do we call them billionaires and not greedophiles

[ashley 👀🔴 @Ur_Favorite_Son]

“5 likes isnt a lot” imagine 5 nights at freddy’s

[Jeanie @buttforager]

Some people can’t (or won’t) change and it’s not your fault

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

@samanthast28835

[Shades @dontcrykanna]

(trying to have sex for the first time)
nowww if i were a penis... wheeerrreee would i be..?

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

@mystikfernx Idk but I can eat it and just keep eating it and eating it haha

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

@BasedMikeLee Her family explicitly told people to not use this image btw

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

everyone has experienced the boob light but did you know about the patriot butthole light??

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

What instead of Brian Eno he was called Brian Uno and instead of making ambient music he just fucking destroys you at Uno

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

What’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your tariff-free horsemeat burger

[strae🥪🦝 @swagfortnite13]

the porn lacked thematic nuance and didn’t challenge me as a gooner

[lemon 🍋 @lemonsquirt3d]

George Bush didn't do 9/11 until he was 55. Don't lose your passion and curiosity, you have time.

[lexvx 🚫 @yourfuckingendx]

need oomf so bad i am gonna pass away-