Blazed & Confused 🌸

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

@hornsky90 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 That’s me in the video. I physically watched him pleasure himself while watching my children. Pants down hiding behind a telephone pole.. I watched him run when I called 911 and the cops came, he was charged and lost his job. Rightfully so.

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

@CarlLND I knew this man from high school and was friends with his brothers prior to this incident. My children were playing at a park and a man was pleasuring himself while watching them… but because he’s ugly I made it up? He was charged and lost his job.

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 This isn’t the full video. It doesn’t show the entire situation. He was pleasuring himself while watching us and we were the only ones at the park. I physically saw him doing this and he ran when he saw that I was calling 911. 5+ minutes buckling a belt? Cops knew he was lying!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You’ve outdone yourselves, this is unbelievable 🙏🙏🙏

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

the highly anticipated review of @taylorswift13 #TTPDAnthology from my 5 + 4 yr old boys - the coolest thing we’ve ever heard ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

mom wholeheartedly concurs.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m delighted to tell you that you’ll be able to watch Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour (My Version) a few hours earlier than expected! Experience the ENTIRE concert film for the first time ever, beginning to end, including “cardigan” and FOUR new acoustic songs on @DisneyPlus starting March 14th at 6pm PT ✨

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift's rep responds to TMZ report that her father Scott attacked a paparazzo in Australia:

“Two individuals were aggressively pushing their way towards Taylor, grabbing at her security personnel, and threatening to throw a female staff member into the water.”

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

@CantHoldMe24 Going to be the best summer of our lives 🤟🏽🎉

[Michael belaC @CantHoldMe24]

I’m about to spend the entire summer bartending with one of my best friends… @DarthBlazer3

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

@ktobess_ I don’t even view men as people 🗑

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

I got drunk last night and put my bottom retainer in for the first time in a year and now it’s fucking stuck and I’m in so much pain 😂😭

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

@travelinpants Sis 😭 THANK YOU

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

I just want to be on a beach, laying in a hammock, eating a massive taco. Is that too much to ask????????

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

Success is kinda like being pregnant. Everyone says “congratulations” but no one knows how many times you got f*cked

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

Watched a sad commercial and bawled my friggin eyes out, forgetting that I got a spray tan this morning and now I look like a human candy cane. #TisTheSeason

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

Time doesn’t heal. It’s what you do with the time.

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

All the cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business.

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

If you ask me to be friends on Facebook and I don’t know you, I check our mutual friends to see what type of person you are… if all of our mutual friends are only girls the answer is ffffffffffff-NO.

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

When I was in the fifth grade a boy who sat behind me in history class cut my pony tail off by a few inches… I am now 30 yrs old and he just requested to be my friend on FB… My petty ass hit delete so fast. Go cut somebody else’s hair arsehole 😂 #PeopleDontForget

[Blazed & Confused 🌸 @DarthBlazer3]

I accidentally just cleaned my entire house but I’m panicking because now I have nothing to stress out about 🤷🏼‍♀️