DarthBreesus

self described Fancy Man of Cornwood. #MiamiDolphins #MiamiHurricanes #MiamiHeat

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Got the full PewDiePie setup, so far... @GhostKeyboards @Razer #ghostkeyboards #pewdiepie

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@NotTheExpertYT In a tragic bass fishing accident. With Rod Tidwell's, former Arizona Cardinals Wide Receiver, brother. Bringing the events of the film Jerry McGuire into the UGF cannon. So we can have a Tom Cruise colab.

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[CBS Chicago @cbschicago]

Jussie Smollett Case: Grand Jury Returns 16 Counts Against 'Empire'Actor https://t.co/tQgEDjWebl

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@justkjellberg @pewdiepie They should just live stream it on every platform

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Super high tech zero-g indicator added just before launch!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Guy jumps off his boat to save sea turtles in an insane rescue you just have to see

🐢

[Tesla @Tesla]

Model 3s now available

Standard Range: 220mi, $35k
Standard Range Plus: 240mi, $37k
Mid Range: 264mi, $40k
Long Range: 325mi, $43k
Long Range AWD: 310mi, $47k
Performance AWD: 310mi, $58k, 0-60 mph in 3.2s!

https://t.co/RNnGdonjSr

(prices before incentives)

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@PhillyD Remains of U.S. troops dumped in landfill https://t.co/69PwiJRYsl via @Nightly News

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@wsbtv You mean lies. He lied. He is a liar.

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Two things #RobertKraft loves underpaying:
1. Quarterbacks
2. Prostitutes

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@JennyENicholson The use of the word "we" makes it not sad, unless you are in fact in the restaurant with giant porg. I'm more concerned about the hate Crome you perpetuated on the one pizza with pineapple, or would that be cultural appropriation? Both...

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@RCumberpatch @CHSommers Are you kidding? That's the whole Bush family, George H.W, Barbra, George W., Jeb and all the grand kids are hiding in that Forrest refuge.

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@pewdiepie 12:01 mark "where did that girl even come from, and why did she shoot her in the ass.."

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@netflix I liked Hulu's doc on this a little better

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@Things4WhitePpl In 2006 or 1986 maybe.

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@TheWayneFDN @JamieWalton https://t.co/57VwWxekjC

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@RapSheet And if that bad call had cost Sean Peyton his Job??

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@ChrisRGun JoJo Siwa to host the next Glasses Off.. Come on people let's make this happen.