Stephen Carter

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Is it possible to become a member of the KISS coastguard?

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A vegetarian cannibal only eats the hair and nails, while telling all around them how unhealthy human flesh is.

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I didn't realize catniss was covered in hair. Like a cat. Ok i should have guessed. Still gross.

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"Of course she'd shit her pants before while hunting with her father, but never this much, and never on a train!"

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With all the rich food she's shoveling down her gullet, i'm hoping the book will go into detail about the massive dump she'll end up taking

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Great yet another hunting story. I want a story of how they had to force feed bugs to prim to prevent starvation.

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Oh haymitch. When will you learn good manners? Nothing is funnier than a hopeless alcoholic on a downward spiral right?

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Oh wow her dad sang with birds like snow fucking white. I wish he'd had the black lung and his singing was just raspy throat hole noises.

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I'm sick of hearing about how horrible this place is. Its like being stuck on the bus with an old person. We get it, shit sucks for you.

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Shocker catniss is going to be all cunty to her mom one last time before she leaves.

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When she touched peeta he was solid and warm. Maybe this book won't be so bad after all.

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I swear to god i hope prim gets molested.

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The boys name is peeta mellark? Why not dong mellberry? Or cock johnson? I bet gale loves being introduced after him.

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Everytime they mention her father's death i like to imagine him farting in front of a bunsen burner followed by rubble killing everyone.

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Shocker chapter 2 starts with prim getting bailed out. This book does a poor job of illustrating the fairness of life.

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Chapter one ended nicely. I'm hoping the end of chapter two leaves us with a dead prim and an HIV positive gale.

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This place is essentially russia, though not as bad, and they get some cool ass kid fights. District twelve must be the whiny district.

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Prim clearly is any pedophile's wet dream.

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The author is drawing some strong metaphors about our current political climate in this book that so far appears to be written for retards.

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If all the hunting They.re doing is illegal, you'd think they would show a little discretion. Nope. Just selling shit to the mayor.