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I am Dyslexic of Borg...Resistence is futile...Prepare to have your ass laminated!

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Nhkn .nm
4o lk

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https://t.co/ZeNjmAGwUx

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A musical Star Trek episode. Now I’ve seen it all. The Klingons made me laugh though.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I’ve never been disgruntled. I’m gruntled at the very most!

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My 15 year old son just started following me and thinks my tweets are very funny, so pick it up people

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Day zero of starting a cult. Who wants to join? We worship the Jedi, but pray to Samuel L Jackson, cause Mace Windu can get stuff done

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I tried my first vegan sandwich tonight. I now know what sadness tastes like. It’s surprisingly cucumbery

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I’m listening to the new Jay Mohr album on Apple Music and he’s talking about his divorce. While very saddened by this I would like to know who kept the Liberace dinnerware?

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I’m mostly agnostic but I do pray to Samuel L Jackson because he seems like he can get shit done

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Just got an idea for the best tattoo ever. I want to go to a tattoo artist and get a tattoo of the tattoo artist giving me the tattoo, both of us with shiteating grins

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@TitusNation As a postal carrier I thank you for saying that. You’ve always been among my favorite comedians, now your my favorite.

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Ya know not downright evil, but bad. Maybe start light, double dipping chips, hiding the remote, ya know...really sick shit

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Saw Trumps inaguration today. I'm going to grow a goatee and going around doing random bad shit, because this is the darkest timeline.

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creepy twitter stalkers piss me off

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Due to someone taking my last name and stalking me on twitter, being ultra creepy and retweeting all my stuff I am changing my profile

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Quickfix Archive | http://t.co/7LAR510Ey7 http://t.co/R6e8951c4l

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On Deadly Ground: Ermey-isms: http://t.co/m1Xdmn0JbW via @youtube, horrible movie but awesome quote

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give me a sweet advance!!!