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[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

@TheUnaBalmer What’s fucking dark about this is that you actually died 2 weeks later and I felt that it was my fault for 3 years. Still missing you Neil.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Furries look like Bucky O'Hare cosplayers to me, it's confusing, I'm submitting to the will of KOMPLEX and the Toad Empire.

[HuskofChrisSacca @TheUnaBalmer]

Sour skittles own. It's a secret cia fact that Seal Team 6 all packed sour skittle chaws before headshotting bin laden back to Val Halla.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

@TheUnaBalmer I keep expecting you to rise from the dead and send me pics of vin diesel topless. Oh, I love you.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

@TheUnaBalmer I will love you forever, through the vast nothingness of space, until the end of the universe, and the implosion of time. RIP.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

He thinks he is a bunny. #magickitty #sleepwizard

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Retail in America XxX Welcome to Hell XxX

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Listening to my cat stuff his face at 3 am makes me laugh way harder than most things.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

I coddle him like an infant.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Hedgiesssss r sew kewt

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

INCREDULOUS SCUMCUNTS, TAKE YOUR SHERRY 74 AND HIT THE TRACKS, I SAY!

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

@mattlightcomedy hahahah yessss

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Tide pools !

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

It's a 'wake up at 130pm and start drinking scotch and gaming immediately' kind of day.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Do you even know how to install mods? Bro? Do you? Gettouttahereeeeeee.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Ooooooo oooooooo livin in a California cage

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

An actual place in point loma..... Ha

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Tijuana brass, underground jazz clubs disguised as lawyers offices, and sex, like so much sex.

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

1st leg of the journey to New Zealand. Next comes boat, then comes Hawaii, then I'm a salty sea dog!

[○Bitch┼Craft○ @DarthClit]

Bear Grylls fills his hot water tank with his own piss, so every morning in the shower he can just take it to the fucking next.