Darth Dave (He/Him/His)

Star Wars fan,
MMPR fan.

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole Seems unlikely considering you’re asked to bring it to the appointment to register the death, and the registrar takes it in at the appointment

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole You couldn’t be more wrong, 8 is the absolute perfect number. Any other number must be able to be evenly divided by 2. All other numbers suck, and no, 5 is not an exception!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@Rachlarrr @NewportCouncil I was contemplating doing the Newport half again next year, but the whole carpark debacle has put me off 😂

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@Ross18124003 @amandaperkins_x @NewportCouncil That's awful! I'd be contacting the council to see if they will reimburse you the additional unnecessary costs incurred!
Took us nearly 6hrs to get back in the end, pretty shocking as Newport is usually a 45 minute drive!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@amandaperkins_x @NewportCouncil @Ross18124003 We were on the 4th floor too. Took us 4.5hrs to get out of that bloody carpark!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@Rachlarrr @NewportCouncil Only took us 4.5hrs to get out of the carpark yesterday 😂

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@jk_rowling I lost my Dad when he was 51 & my best friend when he was 39 and, if that experience has taught me anything, it's that growing old truly is a gift that far too few appreciate.

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@LGB_1962 @stingerdelux @jk_rowling It might hurt their feelings, and that's the absolute worst crime you can commit these days!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole It isn't

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@lufc_ike @MindsEyeNFT @P94478X @fesshole Yeah you're right, I was exhausted yesterday and totally maths'd incorrectly 😂

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@MindsEyeNFT @P94478X @fesshole His colleague makes 80K and he makes 68K (His colleague makes 12K/15% more than him)

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@NoodleArtworks I'll be keeping a regular eye on your eBay page mate! Merry Christmas buddy, I hope you have a good one!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@NoodleArtworks This was me! And I'm super stoked with it mate! Thank you 😁 I'll be back again for sure, keep up the great work dude!.

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole You do realise the P in PE teacher doesn't stand for pretentious, right?

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@damianmoore71 @StokeyyG2 Mate, they misspelled 'of' too 😂

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@drofidnas @fesshole You were doing so well until you said to not cut toast diagonally! Toast and sandwiches should ONLY be cut diagonally!!!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole You're doing it wrong! I double down on the enjoyment of seeing it - Drop those boxers and start viciously rubbing myself at the sight of their sexy sports car. I want them to know just how much I enjoy seeing it! OH DADDY, NICE FERRARI 😘

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole I'll never understand how people can enjoy squeezing other people's spots. Just reading this made me feel nauseous 🤢

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@fesshole How on earth are you 56 and haven't known a single person that has died?! I'm 35 and have been to nearly 30 funerals!

[Darth Dave (He/Him/His) @DarthDave88]

@Judytheartist @Stanmorian61 @fesshole No Judy, you don't have any right to check his phone without his permission. What you have the right to do, is to sit down with him like an adult and discuss your concerns. Invasion of privacy is never a right.