SargeIsBack

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FREE REFILLS

*points to penis

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@ShannaPlatano

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I tweet every 6 months now....

NOOCH

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I don’t need to spit on it...

Because I lick that pussy till it’s like a slip and slide

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If they sold pussy juice in a can

I’d be broke

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I wear large gloves and can double fist it....

No need for a ruler

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@MissTulip2You Just....wow 😂

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@lustylushy Best thread ever

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@mommalisa13 Only my dick is allowed naked in the room...

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What’s one sexual thing you’re not willing to try

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Your alarm cock is the only one I will gladly get up for

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@305miami6924 I’d have whooped her little ass.... Sarge don’t play that shit

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My husband isn’t aloud to sneeze 🤧 in public. Girls be like, “bless you.” Honey, he is already blessed, he has me. 😝

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@SavageAphrodite I don’t have any selfies.

Side note... I’m buying a drone

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@UghShh 🤙🏼

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Wtf a dude just decided to drop into my dm’s And asked what I weighed... wtf mate I ain’t telling you what I fucking weigh. Last time I checked it’s Twitter not fucking TINDER and and weigh yourself up.

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@alana33534686 Who. Even. Does. That.

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@SavageAphrodite Blue

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nobody:
me: would you still talk to me if i only had one leg