Men say that crazy woman are the freakiest.
But I don’t see none of you lining up for the homeless cat lady screaming at pigeons and throwing her own shit.
Work on your drive lads.
She looks up at me, I look down, deep into her eyes.
"spit on it, I don't mind" I confirm.
"are you sure?" she responds.
"of course. I don't see how else we'll get out of this Chinese finger trap".