Kai-za Minelli

Over 30 -
Headless, Unless... -
I only exercise so I can eat bad food.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

Pussy so wet I found a pool noodle inside it.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

Y'all are still Here?!

[Lava Dog @Riverrunsred44]

Oh shit. It’s the first day of fall!

Tug your nipples.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@talldarkthirsty

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

Trying not to cum inside her when she's off birth control is like trying to spread cream cheese on a bagel.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

If it's rapture day please let me fluff up a bit before I'm stripped.

[Hereforthefreecoffee @Hereforthefre87]

I’ve got myself a personalised rug!

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@Hereforthefre87 Has it got a Deep Pile?

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

What if after talking dirty we said "thank you for coming to my bedtalk".

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@HootieMcB00b

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@Hereforthefre87 Are you being raided?

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@Hereforthefre87 The homeless lady from Home Alone 2 can get it.

[Hereforthefreecoffee @Hereforthefre87]

Men say that crazy woman are the freakiest.

But I don’t see none of you lining up for the homeless cat lady screaming at pigeons and throwing her own shit.

Work on your drive lads.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

She looks up at me, I look down, deep into her eyes.

"spit on it, I don't mind" I confirm.

"are you sure?" she responds.

"of course. I don't see how else we'll get out of this Chinese finger trap".

[Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse]

Babies wander, stumble, and babble incoherently and you think it's cute. But I do it and it's "drunk and disorderly."

Pfft.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@Design_Assassin THE FUCK IS JOUTH JAKOTA DOING NOW?

[Crissie @CrissieC]

I had to do a double take because I’m a pervert….

[Sweets🍬🍭 @Sweets_tweets__]

I don't know who needs to hear this but stop touching your face.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@MagsIsCookin Pretty sure the van drove away from me now! 😂

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

I don't really miss the drama and such of twitter.

But good god I miss just having g a good group of people to talk to and joke around with.

[Kai-za Minelli @KaiMyNameIs]

@secondhandpenis @Feisty_Ginger_6 @LeePII74 @Design_Assassin @Bent_Canadian @RaidersMunoz @VAis4stoners @red_flag_raised @marvsgrl @jbnotbeiber @1friendlyHooker @2_bago @cw_fudge @_sssmudge