Darth Faded

Life is a series of broken pipes

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@Mariners Choke incoming

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@TridentTrue Burning the bullpen to lose to the a’s is just perfect for this season. This is nuts

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@IISwitchII 9 strike outs so far seems to be on brand.

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@atrupar I need you to go out there as a economy guy and talk about attacking Lego’s like you know military, and do it while wearing cop glasses a couple sizes too small and grease your hair back.

Why sir?

Cause every time hagseth the military guy does it he looks like an idiot.

Ok!

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar How does one guy have more hair than head and brains and the other guy have more ears, forehead, skull and face than hair? It’s a mad libs riddle come to life

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@RyanDivish Happy to find out that was a rule. I had no idea.

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@shannondrayer He must have been dealing. Our offense couldn’t possibly be swinging at everything. Especially our beloved DJ.

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@TridentTrue Whats the record for strike outs in a game? This is ridiculous

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@TridentTrue Throw parada out there. More fun to watch

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@RyanDivish I’ve had the sweet sound of a weed whacker drowning out the misery in my ear buds.

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@Mariners Taylor wards walks are proving to be fantastic if he ever gets one.

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@atensnut @girlscouts Good! They don’t want support from people who get finger bang’s from presidents.

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@Acyn Is it a Nazi thing to never have your chest or face squared up for the camera? Either his body or his face is always askew. It makes me more crazy than his stupid Nazi skull

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@Nero @rustyrockets @TuckerCarlson @TCNetwork How to become a deported ex gay Christian is a pretty good book. I’m writing it now. Would you take an interview?

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@Acyn Then Lynsey lived a long time on government healthcare. Weird take

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@ASaenzaja @atrupar I won’t eat jimothy meat.

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@TridentDeck Did you quit after the first inning? It was great!

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@CalltoActivism You should follow my dotard and the sycophants podcast for the latest.
It’s like tom and jerry and wile e coyote and road runner but with a president and some other humans putting themselves in harms way. Hilarious stuff on Netflix next week or maybe 2 weeks. Maybe more weeks.

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@SaltyGoat17 @jamestalarico You wear ray bans and grow goatees. Who’s the poser?

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@MarinersGlaze Music was on point. And of course the astros lost in almost the same fashion. Keep it up. Looking forward the next horrible loss to laugh at to music