Darth Fractious

''No one of consequence''

[Danica McKellar @danicamckellar]

So excited to be a part of this. 🙌 Mark your calendars for March 9th on @FOXTV! #DominoMasters @ericstonestreet @VernonDavis85 @SpriceMachines @RealityClubFOX

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@_amyjojohnson I just think it's awesome how much passion you still maintain for a role and series from your teenage years, even after long since moving onto more "serious" projects in the meantime. Some actors try to distance themselves from childhood roles, but you embrace yours big-time!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar (Er, and a lovely new profile pic it is indeed! As great as the old VMA Awards one was, this one awesomely exudes the style and strength with which you'll domin-ate the network airwaves come March, and topple your timeslot competitors like, well... you know ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar Wow, you must really truly be excited about this show, since you actually changed your profile pic for the first time since the extinction of the dinosaurs, who incidentally also fell like dominoes when an asteroid came and toppled them from their place as kings of the planet ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

The ultimate @KristenBell cross-over would be if Anna from #TheWomanInTheHouse encountered Veronica Mars while investigating a mystery, then accidentally died & met Elinor Shellstrop in the Good Place, then returned to life and brought Logan back with her so he's alive again too!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar Seriously though, happy birthday to Scott!! Some of your fans might no doubt feel jealous or envious of him, but others of us are just simply happy to see that you yourself are so incredibly happy, and thus feel glad and grateful to him for the huge part he plays in causing that!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar Reminds me, I like how in this pic you're finally *just* noticing that Spider-Man has been clinging to your ceiling the entire time, watching all the festivities from above and taking his own set of photos to post later under his favorite hashtag #SecretlySurveilledCelebraters ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar Whole lotta birthdayin' going on of late! First you, then your dad, and now your husband.. if we find out that your sister and mom's birthday are also coming up within the next week or so, it may start to all look a wee bit deliberate and conspiratorial.. j/k! Happy BDay to him!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@_amyjojohnson @cwsupermanlois @ComicBook Not sure whether you've seen the final edit of the episode yet since concluding your directing duties on it, but either way I'm sure it will be an an awesome thrill to see it actually air in its fully polished form and watch it live along with all of us fans who are proud of you!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

Something tells me it's going to take me longer to get a nod from @KristenBell on here than it took Buell to finish fixing that mailbox on #TheWomanInTheHouse . Guess I'd better learn how to hold my breath and drink some wine at the same time while I wait! ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@_amyjojohnson @cwsupermanlois Totally looking forward to Ep 206! But if Superman ends up fighting some sort of pterodactyl-type enemy creature in it, we're all going to know you got the writers drunk and smoothly slipped that into the script when they weren't looking ;) j/k!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@daniellefishel P.S. The caption that came to mind for your last IG photo was: "I don't know what I enjoy more... being in charge of a whole entire set full of people, or eating delicious circular snacks to my heart's content. Fortunately, I don't have to choose!! Woohoo!!!" ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@daniellefishel Heya, are you still around here on Twitter at all? Or have you decided to post/focus on IG exclusively for the time being? Just wondering! Hope you're having a great time with your latest directing gig, and that the donuts are as tasty as the work is fun! :)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@KristenBell Not even The Matrix can hold a candle to the epic high-intensity fight scene showdown in the finale of #TheWomanInTheHouse . The villain was only trying to help free Anna's mind... from her skull. I guess someone must have told @KristenBell to pick on someone her own size ;) j/k

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar It' great that they're taking such good care of you and wanting to make you feel comfortable, but someone should probably tell them that since: 1) You're indoors, and 2) Rain comes downward from above rather than sideways, those two gigantic umbrellas are largely unnecessary ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

Not even The Matrix can hold a candle to the epic high-intensity fight scene showdown in the finale of #TheWomanInTheHouse . Anna's mind almost got freed ... from her skull.
@KristenBell

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar @CrystalMcKellar @MahailaMcKellar Hmm... some interesting things clearly happened in the 60's that weren't featured on Wonder Years, including secret scientific experiments to artificially slow the aging algorithms of test subjects and their offspring.. Happy Birthday, Participant #314159 a.k.a Chris McKellar! ;)

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@danicamckellar Very cool. I once tried to go skiing as a kid.. my feet and legs went in two opposite directions without my consent or permission, and as a result I pulled both thigh muscles and swore off it forever. Years later I snowboarded down a beginner hill, and achieved epic redemption.

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@tenthmuse @kathleenrobert7 I confess I hadn't heard of it before that I recall, but I do still have a working DVD player, so if it's for sale anywhere online even as a used copy I'd definitely be into checking it out. Will do my best to try to locate - thanks for the tip!

[Darth Fractious @DarthFractious]

@kathleenrobert7 Sorry about all the goofy tweet-replies last night.. was just trying to stay awake and occupied and have fun ;) At least I got to sing the melody to "Lookin for love in all the wrong places" but with the lyrics "Looking for Likes that ain't never comin..." ;)