Darth Hot Take

Your dark lord of unconditionally hot takes. All thoughts are my own NO ONE OWNS ME

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If I told a MAGA republican my views, they’d think I was a liberal democrat. If I told a liberal democrat my views, their ears would melt off.

My political views have ascended beyond comprehension

#July #IndependenceDay

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@MattWalshBlog Well it’s more than that.
The final holdout defining the, already vague, “American identity” has been stripped away.
Now it is set in stone, being an “American” means nothing, because everyone in the world is apparently an American.

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No one cares about America250 because the majority of “Americans” just got here.

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If anyone in the world can have a child on American soil and produce a full-rights American citizen, then this is not a country, but an economic zone.
There is no shared ethnic heritage or history. What is an American? No one knows.

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Lmao, good thing the camera man got there first to make sure it was safe for the marines to clear 😂

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: The moment Royal Marines board a shadow Russian oil tanker in the English Channel

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@amitylee13 It’s fake. Elections aren’t real.

The sooner you realize this the sooner you can move on and realize it can’t be fixed.

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On my way to get my free GoyCircle from Dunkin’ Donuts! #nationaldonutday

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This is all make believe.

They didn’t surrender because of the bombs, and they didn’t surrender because they lost the “mechanism” of some cartoon evil-slop plan.

They ended up fighting on two fronts, as the Soviet Union had invaded from Manchuria and was advancing rapidly.

[dalibali @dalibali2]

Japanese were fucking nuts

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The ability to finance a burrito is an indicator of a great economic decline.

The mass utilization of such ability is an indicator of absolute economic collapse.

We are in the economic end of days where every movement is unsustainable.

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Freedom isn’t free, but maybe if we had it, we would know what it actually costs… #memorialday

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The correspondence dinner “shooter” event was literally dinner theater.

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When the enemy shows proof that they blew up your planes, tell everyone that you blew up your own planes - Don Tzu

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Space must go really hard if you’re a dumbass.

Look at the cool goytube flying into goyspace to orbit the goymoon!! Isn’t that cool!

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Does anyone believe anything this bumbling retard is saying?

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@TGP144 @FIGHTZINCLUB Height has a lot to do with it. Only retards would say otherwise.

“I was 6’4”…”

You are or you were?

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@TGP144 @FIGHTZINCLUB He’s 6’5 retard. Not everyone can be 4’11 with a fulcrum 2” from their shoulder

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@DNIGabbard @RapidResponse47 Did he determine you needed to publicly meat ride him too? Was not being meat ridden an imminent threat?

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@RileyRedux @ClownWorld What do you think I’m doing?

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@iJordanMoore That’s not the problem. You have to be sober to play…